a reminder to use your horsies well

yes. they are called horsies! not k***** , you no say, becuz then you no fweind of horsie! horsie is ok, but prefers not to be called pony, he can stand, but horsie hates being called a k*****. ok. now you , you who thinks horsies isnt important, reconsider and see. (queenie is not the most powerful piece! how dare you!) and do not call them k*****! or horsie will, um, you dont want to know. now, you who thinks queenie is the best:

see? horsie is undisputedly the best piece to promote right? so next time, give attention to your horsies, and your horsies will pay attention to you. good. now some of you decided to buy some horsie vision goggles. horsie will give you, dear fweinds, and horsie strongly reccomends fweinds to buy horsie vision googles if they havent had them before. only 25 horsie emojis a month now! horsie is okay if you dont buy, horsie knows you are his fweinds anyway.  now horsie has been working on new varient. you will see that later. Have a nice day, and a free horsie emoji.

yes! thank you fweind!

GRRRR! HORSIE MAD NOW!!1 HOW DARE YOU?!?111!

Thank you! But never use the k word again ok?

Any orders for horsie vision goggles?

your good at horsie

happy horsie

Dah_Happyhoppyhorsi3 i will help any time!

I won't be using my horsies well - that's for them to drink out of.

but i am still helping

HORSIE IS PLEASED WITH FWEIND! thank youz fweind!!1

wow! thank fweind for idea! fweind get discount on horsie vision goggles!1

horsie might, but horsie is very busy hoppy hop on ches bored! but horsie will try!

oh no what happened to my forum https://www.chess.com/forum/view/for-beginners/value-of-the-pieces#last_comment

Ah.

Good advice!11#

I like knights

Dah_Happyhoppyhorsi3

StOP S+0P sT0P!!1 or HorSi3 sEnD bIsHY eMoJ|!!1