A Select Few of Us Earthlings ...
A, Nobel Prize winning mathematician is traveling from university to university on a speaking tour by limousine.
After several engagements the mathematician and his driver are having dinner and the driver says, “I’ve heard your speech so many times I think I could give it word-for-word.”
The mathematician accepts the challenge and they switch places for the next speech; the driver dresses like the professor and the professor dresses as the driver and sits in the back of the auditorium.
The driver gives the speech flawlessly and opens up the floor for question, usually there are none.
But one of the students at the university has a very large ego and decides to attempt to stump the Nobel Prize winner.
After the student asks his question for ten straight minutes the driver laughs and says, “That question is so simple I’ll let my driver in the back answer it.”
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I would've, 'copy-and-pasted'.. the following 'joke'.. were it possible! ..{less 'labor intensive' this way!} ..
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You know, the problem with some people is that while they are making good movies, all is not supposed to be the truth, they are far from the truth sometimes actually, Reshevsky learned to play chess at the age of 4, played with Chaplin while he was making the movie - The Kid -.
Not mentioned, {if apparent, in the picture} - Is that this 'volunteer- crew' 'paint-a-thon' effort.. Crossed, a 'racial' barrier!
http://collegebaseballinsider.com/lineup-card-aggies-perform-11th-annual-paint-a-thon-912/
A 'select few' of us.. apparently get to be, 'political fugitives' - If, oddly.. Sought, by a 'democracy' that 'Lost' ..{Oops!}.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/09/12/edward_snowden_wikileaks_sarah_harrison/
Alegedly.. One of those 'Dream' jobs!
http://nerdist.com/la-dodgers-organist-dieter-ruehle-talks-music-hockey-and-pokemon/
Obsession Equals Success
Chris Moorman
Listening to Chris Moorman talk about his path towards becoming the most successful tournament player in online poker history, I found it particularly interesting how many times he referred to his relationship with the game as an obsession.
Moorman got hooked on the idea he could make money playing a game, became consumed by the emotions that winning provided and ultimately obsessed with climbing the PocketFives rankings on the way to becoming one of poker's best.
When we hear the word "obsession," there's a tendency to think it's unhealthy, and of course, Moorman himself wasn't truly happy until he found a little more balance in his life.
But when you look around at successful people in many different walks of life, obsession seems to be a common theme.
Perhaps it's time to start looking at obsession in a different light, and instead of the negative connotations it conjures up, start looking at it as a necessary evil, the kind of single-minded dedication that is a prerequisite for success in just about anything. Moorman's story is certainly a good example of that.
A 'legend' in his own 'right'! -> -> http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/09/02/ann-liguori-nick-bollettieri-tennis-coach/
Messi-ness: One Moment Can't Define a Life
"WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??" exclaimed legendary English commentator Ray Hudson.
Messi had just gone on a physics defying zigzag past four of Athletic Bilbao's defenders to curve the ball on the bottom left corner of the goal.
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The Barcelona fans in the San Mames stadium were going nuts, and so was Hudson: "This man is absolutely mainline to pure footballing magic that belongs in a different galaxy altogether … absolute, astonishing, jawdropping genius from Lionel."
You really have to watch the replay to get the full effect of Messi's incredible goal and of Hudson's memorable commentary.
Since 2013, when he scored this goal, the world has grown used to expecting this kind of surprise from Messi, but the Argentine's well rehearsed story took an unexpected turn earlier this summer.
After regulation and extra time, the Copa America 2016 championship match between the two best national teams in the tournament, Chile and Argentina, remained scoreless. By rule, the match then became a penalty shootout, giving each team five opportunities to score on spotkicks.
Chilean midfielder Arturo Vidal took the first shot, only to watch goalkeeper Sergio Romero make a heroic save. Then, with the wind at his back, Lionel Messi — arguably the best soccer player in the world — strut out to capitalize on Argentina's early advantage in front of a soldout crowd of 81,000 people.
With over 500 career goals, he's one of the greatest scorers ever, but he also understands that goals only matter if they come at the right time. He once famously said "Goals are only important if they win you games" — and we've seen his goals win games before.
In the Spanish Supercopa of 2011, he took an assist from Adriano and scored the gamewinner to put Barcelona up 32 in the 87th minute. And in a 2014 World Cup match against Iran he ended a scoreless match with a leftfooted goal from outside the penalty box in the 90th minute.
When a competition reaches its decisive win-or-lose moment, the greatest talent is expected to rise and deliver victory. In the case of the Copa America championship, the first penalty kick for Argentina, which would pave the way for victory, went to Messi, considered the best player in history.
The whistle blew. With the momentum of a record 55 national team goals, he took a graceful threestep start and hit the ball with his left foot. The ball soared over the crossbar and landed on the stands.
The shock was universal. Messi missed!
As the shootout dragged on, Messi's frustration became increasingly evident. Tearing at his shirt and hiding his face, the champ was obviously taking his miss pretty hard. Chile would ultimately claim the title by a score of 42, sending Argentina home stunned by their second consecutive Copa America championship defeat.
Then, in a postgame interview, Messi informed the world that he was retiring from international play. Critics immediately began to question Messi's legacy and leadership qualities. After all, nobody wants to go out with a loss. It almost felt like he just gave up. I can't imagine how Messi felt after the loss.
I know I've made plenty of mistakes in my life and they've all been hard to overcome. I also know I've never been on the same stage as him.
Like Messi, we all mess up.
Trust me, I'm a pastor. It's my job to help people find reconciliation with God and others, which is hard to achieve because we make mistakes all the time. We say hurtful things, we forget important dates, and we don't always try as hard as we should. Sometimes we lose our keys, and other times we miss penalty kicks. Messing up is a part of the human condition.
As I think about Messi and his legacy, I realize that we might not be able to tell his story without mentioning his missed penalty kick in the 2016 Copa America final.
But you know what? We also can't leave out that at age 20 he led Argentina to win their 5th FIFA World Youth Championship title; or that he's also the highest scorer in El Clásico, the regular match between Barcelona and Real Madrid, one of sport's greatest rivalries; or that in 2009 he led Barcelona to win all six possible season titles: Copa del Rey, La Liga, UEFA Champions League, Supercopa de España, UEFA Super Cup, and the FIFA Club World Cup; or that he's the only player in history to have won 5 Balon D'ors, FIFA's highest award for the best player in the world. We can't tell Messi's story and leave any of these accolades out of it.
If there's a silver lining to Messi's blunder, it's the reminder that even though highlight moments can greatly affect our stories, no single moment can define a life. No matter how badly we mess up and how disappointed or frustrated we feel about it, we don't have to let a moment define us.
And that's what Messi did last week when he announced he was returning to the Argentine national squad. It seems Messi will continue to delight us with his brilliance for a little longer.
Read more at http://www.christianpost.com/news/messi-nessone-momentcantdefine-a-life-opinion-168567/#kepwgEfKv5ByEyhQ.99
A 'select few of us'.. bear an uncanny resemblance, to one other person! ..{as seen in the following, recent sports story}.
http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/paul-goldschmidt-has-a-bizarre-doppelganger-on-the-rockies-091516
Chess-related.. and 'late-breaking'..{news}, for that matter.
http://theundefeated.com/features/chess-masters-these-black-boys-aint-no-rook-ies/
Is, "Take this job, and 'shove it' ".. that far off !?
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/making-sense/ask-says-notorious-occupy-academic-job-exist/
http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-real-kings-of-chess-are-computers-1420827071