A Tough Question-And Trophies

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was a pickle?

The first five really good answers, as well as the first five people to respond get 5 trophies each of their choice (you can win both categories).

1+4 TOL

i don't know.

Well, what trophies?

Pick 5

4+5 TOL

(trophy opportunities left)

pick 5 trophies

3+5 TOL

Penguin, do you want me to just pick five trophies that you don't have?

I only need one.

Ok, what is it?

whatever you like.

There's the first five trophies, thanks for the response!

thanks for the trophies! what is the answer?

There isn't one, that is why this forum exists.

Again 3 first 5, and 5 good answer winners left!

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how about one pound less than if it was a woodchuck who could chuck wood

("How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood")

Also, check this out

New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds. (that's a lot!!)

Now, assuming what I said above is true, a woodchuck as a pickle would be able to chuck approximately 699 pounds of wood 

if a woodchuck was a pickle, it would not be a woodchuck anymore thereby invalidating the question and validating any answer provided.

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autobunny, you have won 10 trophies, which ones?

Participation was ample reward dear potato 

You get 'em anyways.