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who have seen a chicken get married?
how the woman became pregnant?
please anyone who specializes in science to explain this

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How is babby formed?

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A stork usually has an affair with the chicken, without the rooster knowing of course. And I am a nuclear physicist specializing in the Theory of Silly Questions.

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Gil-Gandel wrote:

How is babby formed?


haha maybe in an egg

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trysts wrote:

A stork usually has an affair with the chicken, without the rooster knowing of course. And I am a nuclear physicist specializing in the Theory of Silly Questions.


oo yaa?

u're so genius..

ok can u explain to me how way a rooster can make a hen become pregnant?

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arjuna_januri wrote:

ok can u explain to me how way a rooster can make a hen become pregnant?


 I know this one!

He buys her a few wines, gives her a couple of lines.

Then claims he's had the snip before he gives her a good nailing. She can't believe she fell for it, and didn't make him wear a raincoat. And she won't be seeing him again in a hurry neither ....

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You don't need a science specialist, you need someone who keeps chickens. But in simple terms, birds have manparts and ladyparts just like mammals do, and it's just a case of bringing them together.

The hen doesn't get "pregnant", it incubates the fertilised egg externally. Its internals wrap the hard shell around the egg after it's fertilised, in case you were wondering, and then it lays the shelled egg.

Why are you asking this on a chess forum and not on www.chickenfarmingfordummies.com?

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Gil-Gandel wrote:

You don't need a science specialist, you need someone who keeps chickens. But in simple terms, birds have manparts and ladyparts just like mammals do, and it's just a case of bringing them together.

The hen doesn't get "pregnant", it incubates the fertilised egg externally. Its internals wrap the hard shell around the egg after it's fertilised, in case you were wondering, and then it lays the shelled egg.

Why are you asking this on a chess forum and not on www.chickenfarmingfordummies.com?


ohh because the chess player are great in thinking...they are able to think of difficult matters like this..we are creative,a good n interesting situation can combine by this topic..

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Oh, and I thought they just wished it before they blew the candles out.

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Frankly, who really cares?

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1pawndown wrote:

Frankly, who really cares?


huh?if u dont cares so u can go..

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I never thought I'd see the day when someone would have to literally explain to another adult about the birds & the bees on the chess forum.

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Will it attract?

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