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.. But, for 'Providence'! ..

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/school-bus-boat-crash-shawnigan-lake-1.4462634

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On the other hand ; If, there's an established 'Rule' for determining, where a 'story' ends {!?}.. At the moment, {call me  an 'ignoramus', if you must}.. I'm, Not aware.  o:

 

.. Well ; I suppose it could be 'One continuous' story-line ; That, 'melds' into others. .. D-u-h ?!

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staminapoints23 wrote:
It's hard making
A rhyming poem

 

It's hard making
a rhyming poem,

and easier to
eat a bucket
of parakeets-in-lard than
to actually know-'em...

cause even if
you, off-guard, try
to figure 'em-out

they're so marred
they'll give you
reason to doubt,

that there's anything
better than having
KFC (or KFP?) in your
backyard --- poems, by 
comparison, are gonna
just be ho-hum...

 

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Lil' shake'n'bake-dare, Colonel?

 

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Why is a deleted comment, {which involved, a 'link' glitch} ; Made part of the 'Alert'-notice/ Public record !? ..{Yeesh !}.

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..'Extremely, damn small' ! ..{New story}..

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/small-clams-police-call-129653

 

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a clamdestined affair...

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D'yur spurs jingle,

jangle, jingle when

you be a'walkin',

boy? I sayed,

d'yur spurs jingle,

jangle, jingle when

you be a'walkin'

boy? Whale make

sure duh grinch

don't steal dem

spurs den, and

Merry Parakeet-Cowboy Crassmas'y'all

er darned whatchacallit!

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ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:

Gon crush dem

Nuggets 2-nite! I

say crushed nuggets.

 

 

 

Warriors miss 23

consecutive 3 pointers...

Uh --- NO!!! They

actually crushed themselves...

Final: Nuggets-96; Warriors-81??!

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But, back to 

the story, lads?

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.. The following, imaged-caption ; Reminds 'moi' of the quote ; Youth, training and vigor ; Will usually, lose out, to Old-age, and treachery"{!}

So much, for 'Cheaters, Never Win' .. {W-R-O-N-G !}

 

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I've really a

rather, if I

may say, extraordinary

array of millet

I've prepared for

Christmas Eve lunch,

folks. I'm off

to eat that

right now. I'll

check back shortly.

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you'll grow smaller ???

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..'Con-Agra', Should Know ! ..{encountering, obstacles, here !} .. Sound, familiar ?!

 

 

 

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.. And, to think that, these 'millet', 'bean' & cereal, varieties ; All evolved from, ubiquitous, 'hydrogen'; Assorted other gasses, perhaps ; And, a 'spark'; Whose full explanation ; Presumably, will One Day, be made known, to All ! o:

 

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'Go-Go-Go'!!

 

.. The 3, {maybe 4}, people, next door, {in my apartment}; For the past hour ; Have been exhibiting, a common-place ; If, lower- level, of sentience ; With an overheard, 'NFL' {football}, game, on their thankfully, turned-down-volume, 'tv'; With, semi-frequent, shouted remarks, of 'Y-E-S'! .. 'Go-Go-Go'!! .. 'what-a-catch'!; And, 'N-O-o-o', or 'O-H- N-O'! <-{ Not an All-inclusive sampling}.  [ :

 

Ps., Just, heard : 'G-e-t, him'! .. And, 'W-O-W'! ..{a little kid's voice, is also overheard}.

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.. Caucasian, 'Canadiens', Galore !

 

.. That's 'hockey', 4 ya !

https://www.sudbury.com/local-news/the-girls-in-the-pack-are-giving-back-798021

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shouted the chromatic abberation

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Surely you meant

the chromatic aberration??!! ---

and please don't

call me Shirley.

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If you had

problems with your

optical device, you'd

probably want to 

shout, shout, let

it all out,

these are the 

things we can

do without, come

on, I'm talking

to you, come

on! Uhhh, fist

pounding down soybeans

all day long

also a strong

source of messy

hands, and, hello!

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When left to

his own devices,

after not listening

to his parents'

advices, Shadowcat searched

for some spices,

but when he 

found none, he

ground up some

maces and away

scattered the mices.