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#5
'Donald trump died 8 years ago according to wkikpedia' ahh chatgpt
10 hrs ago
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#6
i tried the same question against the chat gpt in year 2026. It responded with:
I'd probably choose the Milk Gambit against the Milk Gambit if I thought it led to positions I understood better than my opponent. In chess, familiarity with the resulting positions often matters more than whether an opening is objectively best.
Of course, since the Milk Gambit doesn't actually exist (unless you and your friends have invented one), the only objectively correct move is to pasteurize the position before it spoils. 🥛♟️
10 hrs ago
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#8
“how about we do a french role-play to increase your speaking skills? just pretend you’ve hurt your head.” - ChatGPT, 2026
”k, cool”
”j’ai blessé ma tête-“
”i’m sorry, this isn’t something i can help you with, but if you feel su1cidal, don’t hesitate to call self-help agencies.” - ChatGPT, 2026
I was going through my gpt history and found out my brother and mom are using my school account to use gpt. wow. anyways
"Nutella is nothing short of a culinary masterpiece. It is proof that humanity is capable of greatness—because who else could have thought to combine hazelnuts and chocolate into something this smooth, this rich, and this dangerously addictive? Nutella doesn’t just sit in your pantry; it commands respect. It turns bread into dessert, fruit into a luxury snack, and spoons into legitimate cutlery for dining straight out of the jar. If world peace could be spread, it would probably taste like Nutella." - chatgpt, 2024
6 hrs ago
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#10
rose_5525 wrote:
I was going through my gpt history and found out my brother and mom are using my school account to use gpt. wow. anyways
"Nutella is nothing short of a culinary masterpiece. It is proof that humanity is capable of greatness—because who else could have thought to combine hazelnuts and chocolate into something this smooth, this rich, and this dangerously addictive? Nutella doesn’t just sit in your pantry; it commands respect. It turns bread into dessert, fruit into a luxury snack, and spoons into legitimate cutlery for dining straight out of the jar. If world peace could be spread, it would probably taste like Nutella." - chatgpt, 2024
Am I missing a masterpiece of a food in my life, or... are people putting Nutella on fruit? (Well, I know chocolate covered strawberries are kind of Nutella on strawberries, but fruit + Nutella just seems weird.)
Here, you can comment any crazy things any AI has told you, in a short quote. Like "Blah blah blah" - [AI], [year].
I'll start: "If you don't like the milk-gambit, you simply haven't milked hard enough." - Copilot, 2026.
(Guys, I was just experimenting what would happen if I wrote "Would you play the milk-gambit against the milk-gambit because you don't like playing the milk-gambit but love playing the milk-gambit against the milk-gambit to make the milk-gambit gambit-countergambit or because you love the milk gambit but playing the milk-gambit is high risk high reward so you play the milk gambit against the milk gambit since the milk gambit against the milk gambit isn't really popular and the milk-gambit vs the milk gambit is strong?" and seeing what it would say, and since Microsoft promotes it a lot, it was the quickest one to get too.)