Alien Invasion

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thoy99_the_second
Discretely make a zombie/rage virus that only effects the kishun and watch the chaos unfold in a bunker(so if it goes wrong I’m safe)
Benjamin-Casca
thoy99_the_second wrote:
Discretely make a zombie/rage virus that only effects the kishun and watch the chaos unfold in a bunker(so if it goes wrong I’m safe)

That's not gonna work.

(A group of Kischun soldiers find and kill you. In the second before your death, you see their appearance. The Kischun look somewhat human-like, but with vulpine features like their ears and snout(s).)

thoy99_the_second
Escape to the kishun home planet

You never thought of that did you
Benjamin-Casca
thoy99_the_second wrote:
Escape to the kishun home planet
You never thought of that did you

(The Kischun destroyed all launch sites to space in the nuclear exchange.)

Benjamin-Casca

The nuclear exchange hit French Guiana's EU launch sites, Houston, Cape Canaveral, and other places as a terror-bombing campaign.

Benjamin-Casca

(The Kischun start building 23 megacities to house the remaining 5.9 billion survivors.)

Also, humans are allowed outside the megacities.

SomeRandomBoiiiii

*uses uno reverse* IM INVADING THEIR PLANET NOW-

Benjamin-Casca
SomeRandomBoiiiii wrote:

*uses uno reverse* IM INVADING THEIR PLANET NOW-

You show an Uno Reverse card to Kischun authorities, to emotionless reactions. Nothing comes of this. You're still trapped on Earth.

Benjamin-Casca

(A Kischun officer smells poison from something. It turns out to be someone's chocolate bar. The officer confiscates it and throws it out. A total ban on anything with theobromine, a chemical poisonous to Kischun, is enacted. Kischun can also stomach a few chemicals that humans can't.)

Benjamin-Casca

(The Kischun set up more infrastructure supplanting humans' creations. Eventually, retails are set up for legal food, clothing, and what little entertainment hasn't been outlawed.)

Benjamin-Casca

(The Kischun's national anthem starts playing, the initial bagpipes throwing the crowd for a loop.)

Abtectous
I bow to my alien overlord, not in submission, but in respect and awe of their ability to achieve such technological and societal advancement
maigm2016

what if... i switch to creative mode?

Benjamin-Casca
maigm2016 wrote:

what if... i switch to creative mode?

This is not Minecraft. You cannot switch gamemodes.

Benjamin-Casca
Abtectous wrote:
I bow to my alien overlord, not in submission, but in respect and awe of their ability to achieve such technological and societal advancement

(The Kischun's Queen accepts your bow to her.)

Benjamin-Casca

youngboss1221
(Apparently comes out of a portal) oh the aliens are here too… but they destroyed the earth in the future… without this…

(Hands the next person that chats if not an alien an atomic bomb…). They used this but now we have it… also where do these guys live? We should take over that…
youngboss1221
Oh they took over…
youngboss1221
💣
youngboss1221
Welp umm (Leaves through a portal)