I have just read all the posts on every forum (yes, it took a while)
I have deduced that if you take posts out about "is chess a sport/should it be in the Olympics", "is resigning a bad thing", "is stalemate a bad thing", "is en passant a bad thing", "are mods a bad thing" and requests to respond to questions about politics and religion whilst never mentioning politics or religion then all you are left with is a picture of a kids cat :)