AMA-starring DefenderPug

What about onions?

Weird garlic that I can smell from far far away when cut.

what about grapes?

Poison

and peaches?

Yellow slightly fluffy fruits that sometimes may give me upset rumbly tumblies but other wise tasty snecks

Why do dogs eat poop in the pampers?

What about melons?

Sometimes they do it to get nutrients left over, that digestive systems didn’t absorb. Or because they need help or have weird liking in poo

When a pug inevitably gets caught in a drain does it then become known as a

plug?

Decorative moving water ornament, with sound included.

Why when it is 1:00 o'clock AM all my 3 dogs begin to to howl?

Something like:
Aoooooooo! Aoooooo!

all mine too =)

Dogs like to scream at the moon, and others like to sing.

do you feed your dogs coke

I feed em food for dogs

What would you do if there were only 2 pugs in the world left, you and another?

1. drink coffee

2. copulate to let pugs survive

3. keep the information of pugs safe

4. kill yourself

5. you wouldn't care

( ask on my ama I'll answer)

Pugs shall never die out so re-populate.

Wrong answer: You're underage =)