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An SSR Spinoff: 1917, PART 2
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PART 2:
Meanwhile at Soviet Russia:
Nicholas: Hey why aren’t those aliens DEAD YET.
General Snow: Sir, I’m afraid that the samurais used magic to trick Union Dude to go to Spain
Nicholas: STUPIF ALIENS WITH UFOS YOU GO AND KILL THEM
General snow: General Winter is already there
Nicholas: THEN GET REINFORCEMENTS
General snow: YESSIR
General snow teleports to General Winter
General Winter: Yo hey wattsap
General snow: Tsar says to beat up the samurais
General Winter: Teleports troops to the samurais
Samurais: WAT
General Winter: IT'S YOUR TIME NOW DIE
Shogun: NO U
An epic battles starts
The samurais and union troops clash
General Winter and the Shogun fight
Winter: Yo don’t try to invade russia
Shogun : why its not winter
Winter: BRUH MY NAME IS WINTER
Shogun: SO WHAT
Snow: You remember napoleon that dude who conquered europe well he died
Shogun: Oh but he didn't have the U LE TEE, to be french
Winter: That doesn’t matter ur dudes are dead
Shogun: YOU THINK THAT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Winter: Dude you need to work on ur evil laugh
Shogun: GET OVER HERE NECROMANCER
Winter: Bruh
Necromancer: *Insert blah blah blah*
The samurais rise again
Soldier42: wait wuts that why they alive again
Winter: Well, jokes on you, COMEOVERHERE Dubynin
Shogun: WHat kind of name is Dubynin lol
Winter: SHUT UP HE’S GONNA DESTROY YOU DOUT
Shogun: Lol I can get more samurais while you can’t get more unions dudes ur dead remember before ww2 where we beat u win war
Snow: REALITY CHECK, IT’S 1917 AND DUBYNIN’S CLASS IS GEOMANCER
Shogun: meh thats useless
Dubynin: hello there I wante da vodka pls
Winter: take 3 jugs
Dubynin: Why thank you “makes giant pit appear”
The samurais fall in
Necromancer: Well I already got my payment so bai
The necromancer teleports away
Shogun: YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS TROOPS
Winter: well now ur ded
Shogun: WELL TOO BAD I’LL USE MY ULT
Winter: WAIT WHAT YOU HAVE AN ULT HOW COME WE DIDN’T KNOW THAT
Joseph Joffre: Yo i teleported le here he has u le tee see
Winter: YOU COULD HAVE SAID ULT
Snow: I KNEW YOU WEREN’t WORTHY OF THE NAME JOSEPH
Soldier: STALIN’S HORRIBLE NAMESAKE
Joffre: Stalin is like nobody rn bruh
Shogun: ALRIGHT I FINISHED CHARGING UP MY ULT PREPARE TO DIEEEEEEE
Winter: wait why are there like 5 times more samurais
Joffre: SHoguns basically control japan so yeah, they summon weaker samurais to do their bidding and stuff
Snow: COULDN’T YOU HAVE TOLD US THIS BEFORE HAND
Dubynin: uhhhhh guys the samurais are starting to fill up the pit
Snow: THIS IS DREADFUL
Winter: No its not
Snow: what. Do. you. Mean?
Joffre: apparent u soviets made this ship thats destroying everything
Snow: WHAT’S IT CALLED?
Winter: I mean it’s dreadful so call it a dread
Snow: Not bad
Winter: Wait what did you say
Snow: not -
Winter: PERFECT, we’ll call it a DREAD NOT
Snow: wha-
Winter: wait that sounds weird DREADNAUGHT, yes much better
The dreadnought destroys everyone
Shogun: I’LL BE BACCCCCK.
WInter: you talk big
EPILOGUE:
???(Not one of hypermuddish’s): Wat is this person
??? servant:A shogun it appears
SHogun: HEY WHATS GOING O-
???: Seal him
??? servant: Yes
DUN DUN DUN