Anger Management for Chess.com Members

I've seen better bad ideas... 

@ Nik   You know I have been thinking that FB came up with that plot using the fake username to throw everyone off base and create more havoc.

Yes that is exactly why he is suspect number 1 & as Fenster in the movie - he was the first profile I done and thought of.

Very clever ploy actually when you think it through. 

A guy who is suspect of creating numerous accounts!!! Seems a little obvious HW that is why he is the number 1 suspect. 

Havoc? Where? It's proven rather entertaining. Whoever is logging in with multiple accounts using current members usernames with a slight alteration will be found out soon enough by chess com.

Personally, FB is not my 1st suspect. The obvious is often incorrect.

Nitprit has me logged in as #2 based on the fact of being seen in the proximity. It was me who 1st brought up the subject of fake usernames in a totally unrelated manner. I spoke a little about how it was done (giving the culprit) the idea I suspect. Guilty by association as a prosecuter would claim.

The altered username has been around for a long, long time. Not really any secret about how keyboard tricks work. The multiple log-in is a whole other tech/hacking issue.

+1

Yeah, I reckon so too the sneaky little git!!  Y'know what he's like, a real attention seeker with a superiority complex.  Not that we'll ever believe anything he says as he's just about filled every thead,  no matter what the topic, with his drivel.  I'd imagine all those that didn't know what he was like must surely do now. 

Although his words now sound less like Obi Wan-Kenobi and look more like heiroglyphics and almost totally indecipherable, so who knows what he's babbling on about.  It reminds me of Custers last stand, where the madman rode his entire regiment into the middle of a group of people who found his presence really unpleasant.  The bully met his match and the ending was inevitable.

there is no numerical order per se after no 1 position. I wasn't implying that 2nd most suspected or 3rd most suspected etc. 

Tom LOL - yes I like that one Mexi. That has a certain ring to it for sure & KCO should deffo be on the suspect list too  

Trysts as well

Throwing down the phone in disappointed at not being #2.

MEXIMARTINI wrote:

I suspect Tom. He threw us all off because there were no Tomisms in the post. Yup. Tomtriedtobebasher

Actually, he did come up with a new one, although very closely related to his infamous tomisms:

The Sea of Love

I rather like this one, has a ring to it.

She has a job where she works her ass off and has a life that doesn't include work and Chess.com.

HessianWarrior wrote:

MEXIMARTINI wrote:

Yea....Trysts has been MIA for a while now. She's probably just eating her popcorn giggling the whole way through knowing she's the one who did it. They say "silence is golden". I say, "silence is SUSPECT!!!"

She has a job where she works her ass off and has a life that doesn't include work and Chess.com.

Nobody gets excluded in this who-dunit caper!

But please remember, the movie Anger Management is a comedy. This thread is but a cheap imitation, or maybe not. The OP has a good sense of humor.

SUSPECT NUMBER 11 

Although Jake Gyllenhaal does not appear in the Usual Suspect movie, it is fair to say that  Tomstayedtoolong may have quite a few motives for some annimosity against suspect 1 known as Fenster.

Possible motives are: thread hijacking, posting more than Tom himself once in awhile anyway, impatience at reading gibberish, challenges against any Tomisms, suspect 1 asking suspect 11 to be 2nd in command on over 24 threads & many other infractions too numerous to mention. 

May I remind you to say what you want - when you want in regard to suspect no 11. 

No free will exists, so therefore no one can be blamed for saying anything negative about this suspect.

All is love. So anything you do say, you will be forgiven & nothing will be used in evidence against you because Tom would have forgotten what you said anyway. Or else misquote you.  And all is natural. So just be your natural self with this suspect.

Sorry this is the longest profile here, but may I just say this before I close.

I just want to make a point that even though this characters avatar and Jake is actually gay & was in Brokeback Mountain, you will need to dismiss any connection whatsoever, similarity or any other related materials to suspect number 11. As this has no bearing whatsoever on the possibility of his guilt or innocence in this matter.

May I quickly say also that you can be your natural self with this character, love is everything, free will does not exist.

Suspect number 11 has already been charged with intefering with police buisness. When brought in for questioning he insisted on telling every policeman that he met - that he loved them. Which delayed the actual questioning procedure by 5 hrs. 

The suspect was also found outside the police station telling passers by that he loved them too. Was charged with loitering and caused havoc when brought in to the station a second time, as 4 officers removed their pistols and were about to shoot him on sight. 

One last thing. Do not let any of the above influence you in any way shape or form. He may well be innocent. 

Okay guys she is a suspect with a wink, I'll give you that.