Ghostliner wrote:
Admit it, you love that graphic don't you Detective?
CCTV is everywhere these days. Visual evidence!!
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Wolfbird wrote:
This thread is hilarious. Too bad you'll be leaving the forums, Nik.
thank you Wolfbird I appeciate that.
It been very much been a group effort here on the thread, a dance between all of us.
May 27, 2016
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#1205
Socially inept ouch . I guess these threads toughen your skin .
I just wanted to say MD is as welcome as anyone else to post on my new thread .
Nikprit you've entertained a lot of people . Hats off to you .
I just wanted to say MD is as welcome as anyone else to post on my new thread .
Nikprit you've entertained a lot of people . Hats off to you .
Sorry Tom I meant to delete that. What am I saying??? On this thread I will say what I want when I want.
But you have admitted the social part yourself brother too......does not mean I don't like you.
Do you want me to delete the Tomism Library from your new thread? I will if you wish.
May 27, 2016
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#1207
Hello Nikprit . Yes say what you want when you want . Relax and be yourself . I don't not like you too buddy . In a manly sort of way .
I love you !
No it was great . Congratulations buddy . Well done on a vibrant and stimulating thread too .
You are the legend .
Thanks my friend .
I love you !
No it was great . Congratulations buddy . Well done on a vibrant and stimulating thread too .
You are the legend .
Thanks my friend .
After extensive investigation by Det.Kujan in regard to SUSPECT 11 Tomtrytogo in the case of computer hacking Mr Trytogo has been cleared of all charges.
His first reaction was this:
Followed by this:
Case is now closed for Suspect 11
mdinnerspace wrote:
robbie_1969 wrote:
Ghostliner wrote:
OMG, why do you say that Rob?
I have no evidence other than pure instinct.
Trying to divert suspicion are we?
Haha! it was Ghostliner, in the kitchen with a lead pipe!
SUSPECT NUMBER 9
Snow White aka Whip Kitten. Known to have issues with Suspect 1 Fenster (Basher) & accuses him of flautulence on the film set.
7 witnesses appeared in court earlier today & all swore on oath that Snow White was with them all night, at the time of the computer hacking.
The judge said that the case stank of police incompetance & was thrown out of court by Judge Justice.
When questioned what they had all been doing on the night of the crime, all 7 witnesses decided to take the 5th ammendment.
Snow White when asked by reporters to comment on the activities on the night in question simply replied
'No comment'.
Case closed against Suspect 9
May 27, 2016
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#1211
I know many of you are worried about my recovery and I appreciate your concern. I've tried to take a picture, just so you nice folks could have some understanding of my surgery, not to mention having a closer look at the anal area where my hemorrhoid was removed.
It turned out to be a difficult area to photograph. I needed two hands for spreading my ass cheeks and one for the camera. I finally come up with the idea of using duct tape. It worked fine for spreading it wide open although it seemed to be too close for my camera since the auto-focus didn't work. I decided to use the iphone instead, but then my wife came home. "I'll be out in a sec," I shouted - but silly me, the duct tape was really adhesive and now it was stuck in body hair. I manage to rip it off with considerable pain, as the tape went around my waist and met at my private parts.
What is a hemorrhoid? That's an intersting question. I know many of you distrust wikipedia, but according to such a source we can define a hemorrhoid as a vascular structure in the anal canal.
I show you this illustration for educational purposes only, as I never did manage to photograph my own 'situation'.
Let me just end this section with the conclusion that a hemorrhoid can weigh heavily on a person's mind. I will on that ground say I'm sorry for acting rudely in this forum.
I still wear a diaper after the surgery, and I now have an added pain from removing the duct tape, as described above.
SUSPECT NUMBER 10
Suzy Amis plays Edie Finneran a criminal lawyer in the movie aka Baba Tigger. She is Keatons girlfriend & known to have numerous dubious dealing with other associated villains.
Babba Tigger appeared in court today & ferociously defended herself against false accusations.
Asked later for a statement Miss Tigger said 'I will be suing the police dept. for defamation of character'
Case closed.
@1275 brilliant Estren I was laughing by the 3rd sentence & that continued all the way through, and I am still giggling as I write.
However, I do hope you are recovering and hope your ass gets better soon.
I appreciate the time you took to write this, it must not have been pleasant for you sitting down.
It seems to me that the best way to hide a crime is to lead the investigation...
IamBaldrick wrote:
It seems to me that the best way to hide a crime is to lead the investigation...
Yes, Det.Kujan is also a suspect.
There were 11 suspects & now there are 8.
Det. Kujan below get reprimanded by his Captain for gross negligence while on duty in regard to the Babba Tigger case.
May 27, 2016
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#1217
@1278. The departed. Another great flick.
Estren? Lol Is it true if one sits too long on the toilet, hemorrhoids can accrue??
Estren? Lol Is it true if one sits too long on the toilet, hemorrhoids can accrue??
Detective Kujan & his team in regard to Rizzo aka Kaynight - Suspect 8 on the line up list, found undeniable friendship connections between him & Suspect 1.
Witness reports confirm that Rizzo (Kaynight) was seen with Fenster (Basher) on the evening in question. Sometime in the early morning of a heavy night before the 2 lost touch.
CCTV footage above confirms this to be at 6:42 am
Allegations for Suspect 8 were then quickly dropped by the police.
As was another suspect Robbie the Robber aka the mad highland hacker who was also with them that evening.
CCTV footage shows Rizzo at 7:55 am having just left the mad hacker with half a bottle of whiskey & a comfy curb for company.
Case dropped for both suspects
May 27, 2016
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#1219
MEXIMARTINI wrote:Is it true if one sits too long on the toilet, hemorrhoids can accrue??
Sure.You have to let go.
K is everywhere........fast, elusive & enigmatic