The dance scene is a hoot.
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And don't forget, just because the detective has dropped suspicion of all others, that in no way is absolute evidence of their innocence. I suspect a lynch mob is forming. Guilty by association. Elections are near, jobs are on the line. The citizens are outraged, demanding justice. Will the most disliked be convicted? The most obvious? Myself? You? I have my own evidence, quite convincing. But has the department contacted me? Of course not. I am the #2 suspect. We all know #1 lacks the intelligence to pull off the caper.
mdinnerspace wrote:
Username was not the same. Well known keyboard tricks used to make the new name appear to the naked eye as being the same. Profile pic and about me description is easily copied. Much was not / cannot? be copied such as games and activity.
How incredible intwesting! well known you say? and yet I in my innocence know nothing about it, yes i can hide you on the internet, spoof your Mac address, proxychain your IP, check for DNS leaks so that the feds cannot trace you back through your ISP, encrypt your email etc etc but this cloning a user name is sorcery!
Pray tell kind sir, how tis it done?
May 29, 2016
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#1286
@wolfbird...was that not right before the guys mom called him and he starts freaking out and drives wherever she is? haha!
that womans facial expression....bahaha!
May 29, 2016
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#1287
Nikprit wrote:
That guy in the overalls...his going crazy, destroying everything scene was awesome.
May 29, 2016
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#1288
MEXIMARTINI wrote:
@wolfbird...was that not right before the guys mom called him and he starts freaking out and drives wherever she is? haha!
that womans facial expression....bahaha!
Yeah, the "old bat" calls her boy to come save her. Haha!
May 29, 2016
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#1289
Is this the place where all is revealed? Has my journey reached its destination?
May 29, 2016
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#1290
Wolfbird wrote:
MEXIMARTINI wrote:
@wolfbird...was that not right before the guys mom called him and he starts freaking out and drives wherever she is? haha!
that womans facial expression....bahaha!
Yeah, the "old bat" calls her boy to come save her. Haha!
found it...
the agent provocateur
May 29, 2016
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#1292
MEXIMARTINI wrote:
Wolfbird wrote:
MEXIMARTINI wrote:
@wolfbird...was that not right before the guys mom called him and he starts freaking out and drives wherever she is? haha!
that womans facial expression....bahaha!
Yeah, the "old bat" calls her boy to come save her. Haha!
found it...
So funny! "you're bugging me, man!"
The Nominees are too numerous to mention.
Just a select few for now below:
Best Actor - Meximartini (video coming soon)
Best Tomism Line - Tom has his own category
Funniest One Liner
Most Hated Villain within a Script
Best Fake French Accent Online
Best Account Hacker
Best Bird Impersonating a Wolf
Most Liked Glaswegian
Best Pet Thread Contibuter
Best Supporting Actress who likes Dwarves
The Cutest Killing Beast Avatar Award
Best Biker in a Supporting Role
Funniest Paragraph without a Picture
Funniest Paragraph with a Picture/Gif
Funniest Posted Video
Funniest Scandanivian Post
Funniest USA Post
Funniest UK Post
Funniest European Post
Funniest Other International Post
Best Supporting Role Actress without a Script
Worse Supporting Role Actor with a Script
Best Failed Attempt at Trolling the Thread
Most Talked About Banned from Thread Person
.....and much much more coming soon
May 29, 2016
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#1295
A stand out for me...
HessianWarrior: best biker in any damn role, supporting or otherwise.
You are in other categories too but you are fav to win 'best one liner from a Ghost', or so I have heard Ghosty.
'Rumours have been circulating that due to it being an election year, pressures from the Mayor & the alligations from the public of police corruption during this case'
Det Kujan declared to press today, and continued to say.......
'I want to assure you, it is not true that I am working to a deadline which finishes at midnight GMT on the 31st May 2016.
In fact I may wrap the case up before then'.
'Despite no presure from the mayor & the backlash of public opinion & the time constraint & lack of evidence...on the charges of Fenster aka Frenchbasher faking or hacking his account to look like himself but at the same time to look like someone else pretending to be him...........'
continued Det. Kujan looking around nervously with a twitch in his face, before contining the press conference......
'......and despite the fact that this CCTV above shows Fenster on Chess.com forums and despite there being evidence of this and a possibilty that he is a man with many different faces. Who may in fact actually be a woman pretending to be a man with many faces.........'
Reports say that Det. Kujan started to twitch very nervously with his concluding remarks.
And all the rumours of the missing kilo of cocaine from police holdings related to Det. Kujan have been squashed by his crack smoking lawyer Mr. Puff-alot
'........we have found...(sniff).....no evidence what so ever of any involvment....(sniff sniff) ......(rub nose.....twitch....sniff)...of any ummmm involvment whatsoever of Fenster aka Frenchbasher to the hacking account crime....(sniff)......'
Det. Kujan then hurriedly left the press conference with a pre-rolled $20 bill for one reason or another.
May 29, 2016
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#1298
A stunned silence ensues... then agitated whispering as several hacks start flying for the exit.
Babytigrrr wrote:
Of course I'm innocent! The very idea...
robbie_1969 wrote:
more like. . . .
And don't forget, just because the detective has dropped suspicion of all others, that in no way is absolute evidence of their innocence. I suspect a lynch mob is forming. Guilty by association. Elections are near, jobs are on the line. The citizens are outraged, demanding justice. Will the most disliked be convicted? The most obvious? Myself? You? I have my own evidence, quite convincing. But has the department contacted me? Of course not. I am the #2 suspect. We all know #1 lacks the intelligence to pull off the caper.