Human flesh is made up of grass.
With tissue paper
Who did Archimedes invent the flying horse for?
urself
Why was christmas made?
To eat more steak. Why do I have no cookies?
the event horizon is a discord quest update
cuz its yewoww
As the universe is expanding. Why do we die?
cause your not
Why is there a Vibraphone?
To call the trogdor!