A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. He hands the guy a $10 bill for the drink and the bartender gives him back $2. The guy says, "Hey, I gave you a ten-dollar bill!". The bartender replied, "That's what you get for not looking at the price."
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What do you call a black pilot?
A pilot!
or realistic jokes.
Take your favourite joke, and give it a realistic ending.
Try a few, it's fun, I'll kick off:
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Germans are well known for their efficiency.
A white guy, a black guy and an Indian guy walks into a bar. A perfect example of a well integrated society.
There were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a genie came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger.*