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Unicornprincess1590

Just give me a Joke!

alexandermoss

How do you plan a space party?

 

alexandermoss

You plan-et

beansoup99

haha

The_Pill

Funniest Joke Ever (for real[they tested it]):

 

The_Pill

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

cargiac28
What do the cat eat for breakfast?

Mice bubbles
cargiac28
Why is Maths sad?

Because it has so many problems.
The_Pill

An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.