Anyone have any good puns?

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Hello all,

I have just noticed the chess.com forum community is lacking a basic epithet of humor in its entirety. Let us regenerate the convoluted society with some excellent puns.

(I.e, Water you trying to say?
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The quality of the pun "Water you trying to say" is punforgivable.

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Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar...

And doesn't.

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I'd say that was a quantum physics joke, not a pun.
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I met the guy who invented windowsills.

What a ledge.
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I was talking to a guy who said he was going to dress up as an island off the coast of Italy.

I said don't be so silly. (say it aloud if you don't get it. It's like "don't be Sicily)
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You’re a Rook - ie at chess and pun making.
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That was bad. And you should feel bad.
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Ok - Last Knight was a bit too much.
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England is my city.

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#10

I'm ashamed that I laughed.
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Once upon a thyme, there was a plant.

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If you want a good chess pun, rook no more.

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Hey I already used that pun. At least my paw-ns are original.
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VicountVonJames wrote:
I was talking to a guy who said he was going to dress up as an island off the coast of Italy.

I said don't be so silly. (say it aloud if you don't get it. It's like "don't be Sicily)

On chess.com it must sound like this:

I was talking to a guy who said that when he plays White, moves his king's pawn 2 squares forward, and his opponent moves her queen's bishop pawn 2 squares forward too, he feels like an island this opening is named after.

I said " Don't be so silly".

(1.e2-e4 c7-c5, or 1. P-K4 P-QB4 is Sicilian defence)

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be careful dont fall in the "pon"d

 

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It takes pun to know pun.
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I think it should be good:

-Wanna mate?
-Not twoknight!

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this is a really punexpected turn of events
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I had one earlier, but it turns out I had two.