AnyTime you use The leTTer T in This forum iT musT be capiTalized! (NEw rulEs: ViEw pagEs 32-33)

I'm not even trying this challenge because there's too many rules
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All sentences must have the words TSAR BOMBA at the end of them. All caps.
NO! I dOn'T wanT TO!!