Because anteaters developed superpowers to defend their species.
Why does y=mx+b?
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Because my math teacher said so.
Why doesn't my opening book have any endgames?
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Because peanut butter can't climb trees.
Why don't pigs fly?
XD The answer actually has to answer the question. :p
Why don't pigs fly? Because they're too fat.
What's up with pigs?
Their stock value.
Why is air transparent?
Because air wants to be transparent, how else?
Why am I talking to VULPES_VULPES?
Because some people want to be cute.
Why this forum?
Their genetic structure allows them to be green but definetly not yellow, blue, pink, or red-polka dotted.
How did an anteater get into my room?? :o
Through the power of love.
Why the obsession with anteaters?
A cannibal who eats your mother's sisters.
Why was Beethoven deaf?
His music was so loud his eardrums were rattled out.
Wht would you doooo for a Klondike bar??
I would kill an anteater.
What is a glass of glass?
A paperweight.
Who is in Grant's tomb?
Somebody who eats ants.
Why can't peanut butter climb trees?
Grabbity
Why are you so obsessed with anteaters
Because we like peanut butter.
Is this a stupid question?
No, because a fly ate an elephant.
I'm hungry
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I'll start off: Why shouldn't I play 1. h3 in a big tournament?