ASK THE JOHN BEAR ANYTHING, HOOMUNS. ASK ME ANYTHING

STEP RIGHT UP HOOMUNS TO THE JOHN BEAR COUNTRYSTYLE LEMONADE STAND.  ONLY INSTEAD OF SERVING LEMONADE, I'LL BE SERVING ANSWERS.  HAVE YOURSELVES A COOL DRINK OF TROOTH, HOOMUNS

john bear, how do we attain your confidence?

John bear,do you want a cookie?

are u human?

WHENEVER YOU AROUND WILDLIFE OR TREES BE KIND TO WILDLIFE AND TREE CUS EVEN IF JOHN BEAR NOT WATCHING JOHN BEAR WILL FIND OUT AS JOHN BEAR IS SIMILAR TO SANTA

YES JOHN BEAR WANT COOKIE AND PUT A LITTLE SQUIRT ON IT PLEASE

I AM RUFFLY 30 PARTS HOOMUN 70 PART BEAR.I HAVE HOOMUN FACE BUT BEAR BODY. I HAVE HOOMUN BUTT BUT BEAR BRAIN

JOHN BEAR HAS LONG HISTORY WITH POTATOES AND ANY POTATO CONCERNS OR EMOTIONS WILL FIND HIMSELF CARED FOR BY JOHN BEAR. YES HOOMUNS I ACCEPT THE SUBJECTS

Would you like this scented candle shaped fruit?

YES HOOMUN@@@@!!!!! IT REAL FRUIT?? NO TRICK FOR JOHN BEAR??

Do you like chicken, John Bear

JOHN BEAR EATS CHICKEN BUT JOHN BEAR ESPECIALLY FOND OF TURKEY CHASE. TURKEY CHASE BETTER MEAL FOR JOHN BEAR AND CHICKENS CAN GET IN LITTLE HOLES WHERE JOHN BEAR PAW GO INTO BUT COME OUT NO CHICKEN ON PAW

Where do you live?

YES JOHN BEAR PROMISE NOT TO EAT POTATO BUT WILL SNIFF IT DEEPLY. A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH POTATO ANY DAY AS POTATO DELICIOUS FOOD

JOHN BEAR LIKES GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN AS IT BRINGS MEMORIES TO JOHN BEAR OF GIRLS ON TIRE SWINGS AS JOHN BEAR GAWKS FROM BUSHES

I TRAVEL ALL OVER AND HAVE BEEN ON APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS BUT MOSTLY JOHN BEAR LIVE ON PENINSULAR MOUNTAIN RANGE AND SIERRA NEVADAS AND UP TO BRITISH COLUMBIA BUT SOMETIMES JOHN BEAR TRAVEL TO MEXICO FOR FIESTA JOHN BEAR STYLE