ASK THE JOHN BEAR ANYTHING, HOOMUNS. ASK ME ANYTHING

Do you like berries

How is the John Bear doing?

NO HOOMUN I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU BUT I'M SURE THERE ARE PLENTY OF GUYS TO DATE YOU EVEN IF JOHN BEAR IS NO GAY

I LOVE BERRIES AND MUSHROOMS *LICKS CHOPS* ESPECIALLY CHANTERELLE AND PRINCE AND OYSTER MUSHROOM. BUT JOHN BEAR LOVE BERRIES LOVEEEE BERRIES

THE JOHN BEAR IS DOING FANTASTIC!!!! AS IT'S ALMOST SEPTEMBER AND JOHN BEAR CAN LEAVE CAVES NOW 'CUS NOT SO HOT!!! YOU HOOMUN!!?? READY FOR SUMMER TO BE OVER SOON???

John bear will you take me as your apprentice?

JOHN BEAR - HELLO YOU SAID PREVIOUSLY THAT YOU WERE PART HOOMUN AND ONE LOOK AT YOU MAKES ME THINK YOU MUST BE RELATED TO JAMES FRANCO. COULD THAT BE TRUE? 

john bear whats ur gender?

IF I WERE TO TAKE YOU AS APPRENTICE YOU WOULD LEARN WAYS OF MAGIC HOOMUN THAT MAY STARTLE YOU AND FLABBERGAST YOU TO THE UTMOST OBLIVION.

FIRST STEP IS TO FOLLOW YOUR THOUGHTS FOR 5 MINUTES WITH EYES CLOSED AND REMEMBER EVERY THOUGHT THAT PASSES THROUGH YOUR HEAD FOR 5 MINUTES

THE JOHN BEAR IS NOT RELATED TO JAMES FRANCO ALTHOUGH AT TIMES HE HAS RUBBED BELLY OF JOHN BEAR AND I TOLD HIM KEEP IT SECRET 'CUS JOHN BEAR DON'T TRUST EVERYONE AS MUCH AS HE TRUSTS JAMES FRANCO. SOMETIMES JAMES FRANCO'S HANDS GO TOO LOW ON JOHN BEAR AND I HAVE TO REMIND HIM WHERE BELLY IS LOCATED

THE JOHN BEAR LUVS ONION RINGS N PREFERS THEM TO FRENCH FRIES !!!

HOOMUNS MAKE BEST FOOD JOHN BEAR FOUND AND BUSHES MAKE GREAT FOOD TRUE BUT HOOMUNS REALLY GOOD BUSHES

JOHN BEAR WILL RETURN TO ANSWER REST OF QUESTIONS LATER. RIGHT NOW I SEE WHAT GLITTERS LIKE SALMON AND MUST INVESTIGATE BUT COULD BE JUST ROCK AS ROCKS OFTEN GLIMMER LIKE SALMON AND FOOL JOHN BEAR

#26 I'm feeling alright about summer ending