ASk me anything!cc

I have seen some people doing this so I want to try it out, so guys ask me anything u wish. 

Have you ever eaten a bug?

yes

So gross.

who hasnt tho

Why haven't you joined my club yet? jk 

https://www.chess.com/club/kesetokaiba-chess-coliseum 

It is just a joke, but we have been chess.com friends for a while. All that club does is notify when I stream chess, since I started doing that like a week and a half ago. Hmm, you can join if you want, but let me think of a "real question..."

Have you played a titled player before (Grandmaster, International Master, National Master etc.)?

Are you a human?

yep but sadly I lost. btw ill join your club

ThatGuyNamedJeff 
 
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Are you a human? 

what do u think? 

Okay thanks; also cool you played a titled player! Even if you lost, it is a good learning experience and potentially a good game to analyze and learn from

p.s. I've played some titled players online before, but never faced a Grandmaster. Also, OTB, the highest win I've had was unrated against a 2100 player at my club, so I'm still super far from titled player status xD

I'm not them, but I'm guessing yes. Hears "No" from the shadows...

Well, there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994317% 

chance you are, so I am not too sure, I would guess you are though if I had to

I am a human

Thank you for the confirmation 

anytime

Here's my question:

The 4th one!!! Right?

first one

Mom hits her daughter because she is drunk. Who is drunk?

mom?