At the end of the day, it's all about me, it's all about John Napier

You can talk about this, & you can talk about that.  You can talk about war, famine, poverty.  You can talk about climate change & plagues...

But at the end of the day, when all is said & done, it's all about me... It's all about John Napier

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Napier

Any relation to John Napier, the inventor of logarithms?

yep!  direct ancestor...  One of my great granddads!

A logarhythm is when you jump up and down on a log.

Wow, I'll bet that info gets you past a lot of nightclub door men...

Who is it all about at the beginning of the day?

Wait, is it all about you or "John Napier"?

I think it's neither.

Personally, I think it's all about the Dragon(watch me fail) KOTL!

We could ask Alfie. 

Are you kidding?  When I tell Victoria's Secret models that I'm related to the Scottish mathematician John Napier who invented the natural logarithm, the ground gets SOAKED bro, it gets SOAKED