ATTENTION EVERYONE: THE ONE AND ONLY AMONG US THREAD

But crysyis isnt here

lol

Tell Trump to forget the Wall. We need a Roof.

Dont worry, its just a small fragment of your imagination. In my weird imaginative world, the sky has already fallen and there are soft couches made out of human skulls So hey, you know. 

Lmao ikr

Trump building a wall has nothing to do with this

And the sky falling is very.real

So both ideas fail

Next idea?

Hey I gave my idea too!

I did mention your idea

The sky falling is very real.and its not virtual.or imaginary

So that idea fails as well

Next idea?

Oof

That wont work

Idea fails

Next idea?

Um. 

Yes, my idea: I say we call Samael and ask him to help us out. I've talked to him before, maybe I can talk him into helping us out. How's the idea? Awesome? I know

Erm first of all. Who is samel?

Lmao no

This is real

Toxics idea fails

Next idea?

YOU DONT KNOW SAMAEL?

I'll also make sure he doesnt kill you considering you didnt know him and stuff,

Samael, is the Devourer of Worlds, Maker of the Way, Eater of Worlds, Reaper of Souls, Master of Portals and Lilith's lover. 

So I dont think this samuel person would want to help

I am a human hvenki

So that idea fails

Next idea?

I talked to Samael, he already wants to help.

Well i dont want his help

Because he is a stranger

So that fails

Next idea?

You cant talk

Your pfp is a banana

He is not a stranger at all. He's been in your dreams, and he knows all, he knows everything. Oh also he is my best friend, so um you know, please? 

Awww

Still a no from me

Please.explain