What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
Awards, whoever can make me laugh I will send an award to.

Idk what's the difference?
no one cries when you cut up a banjo.
it's a banjo joke so banjo players would probably get it

One time, my teacher was reading a book and then this happened: so a boy was in his bed when another boy came into his bed and started tickling him. He laughed a lot so the tickle boy kept tickling him and then our teacher read this out. It said whenever he was tickling him, he tickled to a dangerous spot. Idk if this is funny I’m not a certified clown but my class and I thought it was.

Daily News be like:
14 year old girl arrested for secretly giving birth in bathroom, killing son and throwing him away
The Comments:
-Spawn kill
whoever can make me laugh I will send an award to.