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ZacharyQuack6
Post all your bad jokes here!

There is an old man in the hospital, and the doctors don’t know whether he’s going to make it. This man is blind and doesn’t notice when his son walks in.
“Hello father” says the son sadly.
“Hello son” the father croaks back.
“Drink this, it will make you feel better”
The father then speaks in a disappointed voice:
“Son, is that beer, you know it’s not good for me…”
“I’m sorry father, I just thought that-”
“Just shut up and give it to me”

lol 😂
ZacharyQuack6
Any more bad jokes?
SafChess1

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Magpie_0-0
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JayThe10th
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Define7890
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SafChess1

Why's everyone copying my comment of " ... "

Magpie_0-0

u ruined the chain-

ZacharyQuack6
lol
Hot_Rash

How many kilograms of dynamite does it take as armor against lava? Clearly it's not 1.37...

SafChess1

Oh sorry 😐 XD

Nate_Pi
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Arushva10
You mean dad jokes?