Things to moan about. Today it's about the nhs.

Zulu guy, you are mentioning ropes in the home of a hanged man. Your intentions are clear as pure water, and I won't bite. You managed to revolt my stomach though, congrats for that. Bye.

Just say the word Pulp...unleash...the Chuck

CHUCK NORRIS IS NOT INTIMIDATED.   LOL..

Any more of that and you'll be blocked. In fact, if Pulp asks me to block you I will. Savvy?

I think you enjoy watching me go into battle, lol.

Thank you very much, NG, but that would be making him a favour.

I'll give witty a chance to speak before I set the trial date. I just need to finish my book.......

Greetings Juby.Glad you are contributing to this lively exchange.Anyway I've decided to bring out my weapon of mass destruction-i.e my loyal and trusty friend pictured below.Name Oswald "the killer"-Nobody but nobody messes with him-he is a fully paid up member of theTortoise Cosa Nostra.When I let him loose among all my critics above he will knock them all down with a single puff.So to all-be afraid of Oswald-be very afraid.

Say Hi Oswald

Hello

Juby.For your info .Oswald can take  on Columbo any day.Maybe we should open a book.I'll keep giving odds forever that O will win the day.I put up another photo re tortoises for info.These belonged to the guy on the left-a member of the "Firm"  - Joe " the Razor"-The larger one was well into three figures (age-wise) at the time and had been imported from St Helena Island.It had been born at the time the Emperor Napoleon had been exiled there.P.S. Despite his smile nobody tangled with Joe.

Another inhabitant of Joe's  private Zoo.If anybody annoyed Joe he would let the person concerned make a close-up acquaintance of Taurus.Wow

This is one of the biggest in the world at the moment, probably one of the oldest too.

Nice pics :)

I have no idea what's going on here.