opinion on Birkenstocks?
basixwhiteboy ama

opinion on Birkenstocks?
They look really nice, but you have to have nice feet to pull them off.


My feet look fine, but they hurt due to soccer. Also, I can give you a pedicure! *takes out nail kit*

Pedicures are fun. You get your feet tickled, and you get to have a fun conversation with whoever is helping you out. And… they give me sparkling water!
In theatres March 11th, 2027.
I’m setting my calendar!