"Slavery wasnt all that bad"
"I'm being held at gunpoint, please help me"
"in 1776, the declaration of independence was signed"
"i kicked a 5 year old like a soccer ball"
"the glass plug in my butt just shattered during an opera concert
damn i was gonna say smth like that 💀
"i have 79 different mental diseases"
"It's not a crime if there's no government to punish me!"
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