FumeZG wrote:
DOES JOHN BEAR WANT ME TO GIVE TUMMY RUB?
YES PLEASE
*ROLLS OVER AND FARTS AND STICKS FOUR LEGS INTO THE AIR SPRAWLED OUT*
BELLY RUB FOR JOHN BEAR COUNTRY!!! YAY JOHN BEAR!!! YAY JOHN BEAR!!!
THREE CHEERS FOR THE JOHN BEAR EVERYONE!!!
HIP HIP, HOORAY!!!
HIP HIP, HOORAY!!!!
HIP HIP, HOORAY!!!
HIP HIP, HOOARY!!!!
BECAUSE JOHN BEAR KEEPS EATING SCENTED CANDLES THAT HOOMUNS KEEP THROWING IN GARBAGE!!! WHY MAKE SCENTED CANDLES THAT SMELL LIKE PINEAPPLE AND ORANGES AND COCONUTS!?!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU HOOMUNS!! WHY MAKE STUFF SMELL LIKE FOOD THAT NOT FOOD!! JOHN BEAR COUNTRY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE!!! NOW JOHN BEAR ATE A BUNCHA COCONUT CANDLES (AGAIN!!) AND REALIZED JOHN BEAR WAS FOOLED (AGAIN!!!) BY HOOMUNS!!! FOOLMUN HOOMUNS TO THE JOHN BEAR!!! NOW JOHN BEAR COUNTRY HAS THE WAX FARTS AND *POINTS TO HIMSELF AND FARTS* AND JOHN BEAR COUNTRY HAS THE BELLY ACHES AGAIN!!! FORSOOTH A HOOMUN RUB MY BELLY TO TAKE PAIN AWAY THAT HOOMUNS CAUSED THE JOHN BEAR!!! OOHHHHH OHHHHHH OHHHH POOR JOHN BEAR!!! POOR JOHN BEAR COUNTRY!!!! WHAT A FIASCO THIS TURNED OUT TO BE FOR THE JOHN BEAR!!!! OHHHH HOW MY HEART GROANS AND MOANS FOR THE JOHN BEAR COUNTRY THAT IS JOHN BEAR!!!!!