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hudson_the_goat
Apr 16, 2023
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Give me your best dad jokes

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hudson_the_goat
Apr 16, 2023
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#2
What did the daddy buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? Bison
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SleepinGGiant69
Apr 16, 2023
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#3
What did one cow say to the other? Mooove
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hudson_the_goat
Apr 16, 2023
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#4
Bruh
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Aeacb_7221
Apr 16, 2023
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#5
what did a dad say to his son?



ur mom
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Chessflyfisher
Apr 16, 2023
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#6

Please stop.You are making fools out of yourselves!

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hudson_the_goat
Apr 16, 2023
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#7
Who
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hudson_the_goat
Apr 16, 2023
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#8
Asked
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ForsookTheRook
Apr 16, 2023
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#9

What did California say to Spring? I'd like a Big Melt, please.

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hudson_the_goat
Apr 16, 2023
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#10
I don’t get it
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BISHOP_e3
Apr 16, 2023
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#11

Hey Ninja --

You're Dad is a Gray ...

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snoozyman
Apr 17, 2023
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#12
Dad: Did you know that people eat more bananas than monkeys?


Child: Really?


Dad: Yeah I mean, when was the last time you saw someone eat a monkey?
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paper_llama
Apr 17, 2023
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#13

After my brother's daughter was born I said to him...

Wow, so I finally get to meet her... the former world record holder for "youngest person alive."

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pleasedontsing
Apr 18, 2023
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#14

Dad:" son i am divorcing your Mom" son:" hey divorcing your Mom I am your son!" Dad:" No you are Not, that's why I am divorcing her!!"

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zandy411
Nov 4, 2023
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#15

What do you call a horse that’s also a Chess master? A knight-mare!