Best poker player on chess.com

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I'm the best poker player on this site, if anyone wants to challenge me to play heads up for money please send me a pm.

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Ok thanks!
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... lolwut?

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Lol
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Phil Ivey is down collectively over 9 million USD online since 2012, he's barely played a tournament since 2014. He's no longer relevant. These are his accounts.

https://www.highstakesdb.com/profiles/pokerstars/RaiseOnce.aspx

https://www.highstakesdb.com/profiles/Polarizing.aspx

At one point he was an elite player, but now none of any highstakes player takes him seriously anymore. Just like how the great Morphy or Capablanca would not be anywhere near the top in today's day and age in chess. It's doubtful Ivey would even beat $1/$2 online on pokerstars these days. Please get with the times.

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I've won six figures, but thats still better than losing millions. Legislation killed online poker in my country now so I have to find people to make money off. Hence, I'm looking for free money at chess.com, so unless you want to play, move along.

Idk where Phil Ivey is, probably in Manila being a slave to the triad bosses.
 

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ohhh phoey roasted him XD

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LHK_nikki wrote:

ohhh phoey roasted him XD

 

Not sure how that constitute a roast. I wanted to find someone to play poker with. And he just comes along and calls me a douche (fair enough). Not even a challenge.

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AhPhoey wrote:

Triad bosses - that sounds logical.

     Regardless of how much you win or lose, you still can never have certain titles taken away from you, which is nice.

      You'll be the first one to admit that, above everything else, your douchie.  Always have been......And that, along with FIDE titles, can never be taken away from you.   

     Well done, my friend.  

 

You can what else can be taken from me tho, my money. So why not play some poker and maybe you can take it away from me. I'm easy money.

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2-1 for Phoey so far tongue.png

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IlMave wrote:

2-1 for Phoey so far 

 

But i get 1 more for chess rating and 1 more for poker skillz, 2-3 I win

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cottonsock wrote:
Squishey I’d beat you hands down any day mate ! .......
....... I just hate people who cry after they lose.

 

woop woop lets gooo

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Haha
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Hey @Squishey, get @imbadreally to challenge you! Make sure you win :)
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Squishey wrote:
IlMave wrote:

2-1 for Phoey so far 

 

But i get 1 more for chess rating and 1 more for poker skillz, 2-3 I win

No. Chess nd poker skills bring points only to wimps.

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IlMave wrote:
Squishey wrote:
IlMave wrote:

2-1 for Phoey so far 

 

But i get 1 more for chess rating and 1 more for poker skillz, 2-3 I win

No. Chess nd poker skills bring points only to wimps.

 

Nah b*tches love ratings.

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