Beware of Sinkholes

Omg, pure irony!

A sinkhole can take everything from you.

Not like I have anything left to lose

Even in your boat, you are not safe.

Remember that the next time you can’t find your wallet or keys.

What would happen if someone got struck by lightning while falling into a sinkhole?

What if sinkholes were made of lightning?

What if sinkholes are a product of lizard people mining underground to release more oxygen to further poison and kill more of us?

😰😰

They are big advocates on population control.....

Kinda makes sense but I don’t know if it’s lizard people. It could be just too many moles.

Or both! They have teamed up.

Moles are ancient digging machines built by the lizard people, which is why the can't see

They do not deserve sight.

I agree

Rain worms are just proxies that have to return to the belly of the moles to recharge energy

Truth.

I think I understand now why my dad told me to poke with the pitchfork into the ground to kill the mole. It wasn’t just to stop them making these weird little hills, it was to destroy the lizard economy. God bless you father, for you are a madlad with a plan and a goal.

I like to stick M80s into their little tunnels.