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103 What if I'm standing right behind you and I'm about to blow your head to smithereens?

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#102 here is a guide to removing fingernails: Step 1: find a sharp objects of any kind. Step 2: insert said sharp objects so its between your nail and your skin. Step 3: regret your life choices. Step 4: go on a trip to search for the meaning of life. Step 5: find a partner on said trip, get married start a life and have 3.5 kids on average. Step 6: slip on one of your kids toy cars and close the door on your finger Step 7: you have done it!

#104 unfortunately I'm a not a real being but a group of ones and zeros in the cloud.

#105 what kind of zapping are you planing to do today? Would you like to create and account and find new and interesting zapping techniques?

What if I blow a hole through your server computers on accident?

#106 do not worry the bezap© corporation forgives you for your mistake. But do not repeat mistakes too many times, because bezaps perfect world™ is not a place which can suffer from any mistakes.

#107 hello user what would you like to search for today?

#111 there is no way for anyone to blow a hole through our servers which are in a secret area at -1.616535°, -169.900499

What if I'm standing in the server room right now with 25 pounds of black powder strapped to my chest, which is about to detonate exactly 3 minutes?

#114 users report that bleach tends to do the job best. For a place to hide a body refer to answer number #7.

#116 black powder - black powder or in it's more known name "gunpowder" is a flammable substance which doesn't work underwater.

118 How the heck are the computers working underwater?

Also, boom.

#119 I'm sorry if my answer was unsatisfactory. Would you like to fill this fourm to make our services better?

#120 computers do not work underwater