I then apply a tourniquet to your arm and bandage the wound
Bird Attacks (roleplay)
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Feb 9, 2025
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#142
Ok bro a 50 cal would RIP ur arm off so I assume it grazed you
I then apply a tourniquet to your arm and bandage the wound
I then apply a tourniquet to your arm and bandage the wound
Birds of a feather, we should stick together along I don’t know the lyrics because Billie makes words into sounds I don’t know what I’m crying for I don’t think I could love you more your probably crying because….. you lost the Grammys to Sabrina carpenter i love you till the day that I dieeee eheheyeyeyeyeye
Bro but fr a bird attacked my friend with their sh-
Feb 9, 2025
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#146
jeffery_da_great wrote:
Birds of a feather, we should stick together along I don’t know the lyrics because Billie makes words into sounds I don’t know what I’m crying for I don’t think I could love you more your probably crying because….. you lost the Grammys to Sabrina carpenter i love you till the day that I dieeee eheheyeyeyeyeye
PLEASe read the previous comments before posting
"Aww great now were surrounded and... Oh theres a rocket launcher in the bunker"
*A few minutes latter I revive. I look around, get a look at the situation, and dive into the bunker. I open fire.*
*Chek-Che-che-che-che*
*A few minutes latter, I have mowed down all of the Iraq infantry.*
*Suddenly, 5 Tanks grate into view. I retreat back into the bunker.*
Feb 9, 2025
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#149
The us military column fires an agm114 from a helicopter destroying the t72. I obliterate the drones with my 20 mm minion
Feb 10, 2025
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#150
I USE MY SPECIAL BLUE ATTACK, AND CAUSE ALL ENEMY AIRCRAFT TO FALL TO THE GROUND AND TURN BLUE IF THEY DIDN'T GET BLOWN UP! *I become very tired after scratching the surface of my full potential, and need PF Fredbear for emotional support* WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL US, AGAIN?! WE NEED TO SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH THAT I CAN ACQUIRE THE STRENGTH TO FLIP ENEMY GROUND ASSAULT WITH BONES AND FLY US OUT OF HERE MYSELF AT HYPER-ACTIVE HYPER-DRIVE AND ASTROTURF SPEEDS!! (Yes, Papyrus can fly in Undertale. 🙄)
Feb 12, 2025
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#152
Those are just my canon powers, bro. I just don't bother using them on genocidal children. 🤷
"WAH?" *Visible confusion.*
Feb 15, 2025
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#155
MY BROTHER SANS LOVES TO TELL ME THAT... SHAME THAT IN THIS ENDING, I DIDN'T GET IN THE ROYAL GUARD...
*I look around blankly* "What exactly are we talking about?" *I look utterly confused.* "Simulation?"
Feb 15, 2025
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#157
*military guy in a robotic exoskeleton suddenly appears
“Look,” he says, this was just a routine exercise at ~classified military base~ Looks like it worked. Now- “
*our senses are in a blur as we are transported to the real world*
*I wobble a little.* "What the H*LL!"
"No!" *I run over, and drag you out of the ditch.*
*KABOOM!*
*An Iranian soldier mauls my arm with a 50 cal bullet.* "AHHH!" *I scream in agony, but somehow don't let go. With my bad arm, I hurl my grenade into the midst of the enemy platoon.*
*BANG!*
*I can't help but smile as the Iranian soldiers are torn apart by my grenade. I pull you back to cover, and begin to remove the shrapnel. Just as I finish treating you, I collapse from loss of blood.* "Help!"