*I still can't grasp the gravity of the situation.* "China and Russia are gone!" *That didn't help either... all it did was make me feel that things were not so bad after all.*
Bird Attacks (roleplay)
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"McDonalds is gone! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *That did the trick, and I start bawling like a baby.*
"Say Calvin, Please say that image of a nuclear wasteland is your computer display's backdrop...PLEASE!!!!!"
*I roll my eyes in a condescending manner.* "Oh, Nothing, its not like there was just a FR3AKING NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST and the word as we know it was just DESTROYED or anything!"
*I grin* "There are no more birds, hehehehehehehehehehehheheh!" *I sit down smugly* "They done did get blow up by the nukes" *pauses for maniacal laughter.*
*ten minutes latter*
"So no more birds."
*I appear again, carrying 2 packages of Double Stuf Oreos* Where's the nearest shelte- Holy Crap...Help me! These birds LOVE oreos I guess! Help!!! *I run into an abandoned office building that says they have a nuclear shelter. I run down to the shelter* yipee.
CalvinWei wrote:
Ten minutes later: civilization is wiped out in a nuclear holocaust
*I frown not too sympathetically* "Bro, u sort 'a late for the nuclear holocaust." *Looks at watch.* "The end of the world was twelve...thirteen minutes ago." *Even after the end of the world, I still take immense satisfaction from being snarky.*
Wait I don’t have tv but the periscope shows nothing. No hints of nuclear war
And there are still birds…
joejaniec wrote:
*Everything is a blur. I groan and get up to my feet. Truthfully, I am feeling a lot better. I look around, and everything starts to clear up. though a screen in Calvin's bunker/basement, I see the nuclear wasteland, that just 2 minutes ago was the beautiful green word that I knew and loved...Loved?...Nah not that much, but it was still much better than the sordid black ash heap that I saw through the screen.* "Looks like they made the world into a giant model of my uncle's ash tray!" *I wasn't very funny, but, hell, some at least had to try to lighten the atmosphere... I frown.* "New York is gone..."
That was just some dirt on the periscope, dummy.
hmm the birds are now acting normal
"Wait wah?" *visible confusion.* "YOU MEAN THERE IS STILL...McDonalds!"
And of course I haven’t cleaned the windows in ages. Let’s get my drone and see what’s up. 15 mins later: SIGNAL LOST
What? Everything was normal until then. Wait. Starlink is also down. There is LIMITED nuclear war. EMP from the nuke blasts in the upper atmosphere must be what’s up. Also my electromagnetically shielded radar still works so I think that’s what’s happening. The mind control implants on the birds must now be down so there safe to approach now
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE RELEASED THE ANNOYING DOG TO COMBAT THE BIRDS!!! (and so that he stops eating my bones...)
joejaniec wrote:
"Wait wah?" *visible confusion.* "YOU MEAN THERE IS STILL...McDonalds!"
Good luck ordering from them cuz everything is on emergency shelter in place
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*Some how, that didn't help me realize the gravity of the situation.* "America is gone."
I stand in front of you.
"And the birds are cawing."