Bird Attacks (roleplay)

ok please read the topic first and the previous comments before coming in. Remember the birds are acting normal now

*I drop the oreos, and take PF Fredbear.* "NO! COOL DUDE!" *I pull out my M 60 and turn the birds into swiss cheese.*

"Oh NO! I killed the incent normal Birds!" *I drop my M 60 and sulk.*

DUDE you are getting irradiated get back inside the bunker!

*1 month later when the radiation is gone* Alright are we going outside to forage? Yea or nay?

"WHY AM I GROWING A 21st TOE!!??!?!?" - Papyrus.

*I sigh* "We're running low on supplies, so what options do we have?" *I take out my M 16 and hunting knife and put on my boots, and other survival gear.*

"Swinging our pickaxe from side to side, side, side to side."

*I sing as I join you in my battle body*

We're out and wow---its a desolate wasteland . Oh wait. *f-35s fly overhead* *bombs fall* cr!p its still war and it appears russia/china/iran has invaded. I do have an American flag and we should put on biosuits. I have my M4a1 with plenty of ammo and a lot of other stuff. Apparently the birds were used for the bird flu. It all makes sense.

I HAVE BONE ATTACKS!!

*I narrow my eyes. "Oh No THEY DON'T!" *I set up the LAW (LIGHT ANTI TANK WEAPON) that I took with me and shoot a large bomber out of the sky.*

*With a loud explosion, the bomber transforms into a fire ball and crashes near our position.*

"Got 'em!" *I smile.* "HA!"

THEY OPENED FIRE! YOU GAVE UP OUR POSITION!!

Dam it joe. 😞

*everything in the bomber was destroyed*

What are PF Fredbear's wise words of advice, Joe?

*I look at him and frown.* "He say says..." *I look at him again quizzically, and shake my head.* "He says... HA HA u got urselves S C R E W E D! HA HA u buncha lOoOoOsErS!"

*I chuck the bear onto the ground and stomp.* "D!mn it you lousy F!RTHEAD! Just take cover!"

*I Dive into a ditch, and reload my LAW...*

Ok bro thats not realistic

1: Anti tank weapons dont have that range

2: Good luck hitting something with a missile without a complex guidance system (over 10 miles away and most tanks destroyed are less than 2 miles away) but nevermind cuz this is a rp

Suddenly a T14 armada tank rolls into view and fires, narrowly missing. I ready my javelin anti tank missile, but then, a flashbang goes off in front of me, incapacitating us all.

"D!NG it!" *I grope away from the place where the flash bang came from, and suddenly realize that I forgot my LAW, and the missal was set to detonate!* "GET OUT OF THE DITCH! BOMB!"

*A Massive explosion blasts me several feet away. I scramble to my feet, dive into cover, and realize my left side is full of shrapnel. * "So that was where all that blood was coming from...Ack!" *I double over in pain, and begin to extract the shrapnel.*

*2 minutes latter*

*I finish the extraction process, and bind my wounds.* "Hostiles incoming!" *Several squads of Iranian soldiery approach our possition.*

*I pull the pin of my C-17 Frag grenade.*