Birds Aren't Real!

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EscherehcsE

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/09/technology/birds-arent-real-gen-z-misinformation.html

Gymstar

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MarkoHoog

They are obviously drones

M1m1c15
What about all the organic matter inside them
MarkoHoog

No one has seen baby birds, whenever there are videos or photos they are actually puppets

MarkoHoog

There is no organics matter

M1m1c15
I have seen a baby bird lol
MarkoHoog

LIES! You must be a guvenmant agint

M1m1c15
Yes
MarkoHoog

Wy du you spred lies

MarkoHoog

Birds are drones and the most dangerous scp

snoozyman
Worst than flat earth theory
M1m1c15
Honestly
MarkoHoog

What are you talking about! The Earth is a huge pyramid, not flat

EscherehcsE

Pay no attention to the white stuff they drop on my car! It's a figment of my overactive imagination. I just wish those figments weren't so hard to clean up...

MarkoHoog

Nah it is a figment it is something created by the metal poles the government use to spread cancer😉

MarkoHoog

Just incase someone takes .e seriously I am making jokes

MarkoHoog

That is a lie, if you ask people older than the age of the current British and United States government they didn't grow up with birds

midnight632

Birds Aren’t Real protest flocks to Washington Square Park
 https://nyunews.com/news/2022/10/17/birds-arent-real-protest/

The protestors booed pigeons - or government drones as they flew over the arch. (Kevin Wu for WSN)

I love conspiracy theories about birds working for the government. I get the feeling of being watched by government when I'm out in public. I don't want to be paranoid about it, but I do think that we should look into ways to make sure that the government isn't watching us.

https://artirifashion.com/why-do-people-think-birds-arent-real/

 

ActivatePlan357

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