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Birds Aren't Real!

Pay no attention to the white stuff they drop on my car! It's a figment of my overactive imagination. I just wish those figments weren't so hard to clean up...

That is a lie, if you ask people older than the age of the current British and United States government they didn't grow up with birds

Birds Aren’t Real protest flocks to Washington Square Park
https://nyunews.com/news/2022/10/17/birds-arent-real-protest/
The protestors booed pigeons - or government drones as they flew over the arch. (Kevin Wu for WSN)
I love conspiracy theories about birds working for the government. I get the feeling of being watched by government when I'm out in public. I don't want to be paranoid about it, but I do think that we should look into ways to make sure that the government isn't watching us.
https://artirifashion.com/why-do-people-think-birds-arent-real/
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/09/technology/birds-arent-real-gen-z-misinformation.html