"Hello. I need a potion that gives me infinite water when within 200ft of a truck" "OH that's my brother wsp bro-" (rp-ing 2 characters is so weird)
Blues Potion Shop (rp thingy)

"yes im talking to you i need my potion before I'm late to paper school""Aye, I'm speakin' to ye! I need ma potion afore I’m late for paper school!"

Officer #2: Ey! Got any potions to stop some purple man from destroying the town?
"Hey, cashier! Are ye deaf or somethin'? I need ma gold potion noo or I'll be late for paper school!"