Bob's Plan (God's Plan Parody for Bobby Fischer)

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Yeah they wishing and wishing and trying and trying just to beat Bobby.

I been beating grandmasters since I was 14.

Best player in the US along with Morphy.

Winning all the games like I count "1, 2, 3"

 

Wait until the tournaments will miss me

Going 100 percent daily

Resigning is not my problem, maybe.

Got that unprecedented strategy.

Bob's Plan

Bob's Plan

 

Is to play and not get whooped, yuh

Making all them haters shook, yuh

I finessed down Reykjavik, yuh

Taking down the black king quick, yeah, hol up

I made checkmates that were sick, yeah, really

I take them out like John Wick

 

Spassky, there's a lot of soviets going "Beat him and sick him and trick him and kick him and knock him, Spassky" Yuh, ayy, ayy

 

Got eem

I beat Spassky down the street, got the gold and the pastry and homies will show me who really know me, yuh, ayy, ayy

 

Karpov said "Go try me" I tell him I'm Bobby, I only love my chess and 960, I'm sorry.

50 guys sitting around and try to beat me.

81 times I told them "It's ya boi Bobby"

And you know me

Turn that +0.2 into a +12.3 yeah.

Trying to watch out for the homies.

Tryna see if Karpov is still CC.

Bob's Plan

Bob's Plan

 

I can't wait to see who's up, yuh

In a 960 game bruh, yuh

Put those pancakes on syrup, yep, nice

Might go down as GO A T, goat, best

I go hard on Tal and Ti-gran, boi.

I make sure the states elite, yep

And still, Shevsky, Got Reshevsky on the club tryna beat me, I beat him, he beat me and study the whole strategy, yuh

Got eem, he beat Alekhine and Euwe, Capablanca and Karpov and Lasker and Botvinnik, oh shoot, he's good, yuh.

 

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