Bongcloud trolling MUST stop

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autobunny
I-want-to-be-good wrote:
If you too dumb to realize it’s a joke then you shouldn’t be playing chess.

We welcome everyone at chess.com

autobunny
Phantom_Beast23 wrote:
B1ZMARK wrote:
I-want-to-be-good wrote:
If you too dumb to realize it’s a joke then you shouldn’t be playing chess.

it's obviously a joke, but it's old. It's no longer funny.

Bongcloud isnt old. RAR is old

So bracloud then

autobunny
BadBishopJones3 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

What else are we supposed to joke about? 

Someday this question just might be figured by you.
I don’t hold much hope for the current crowd.

But hope is all we have

Phantom_Beast23
autobunny wrote:
Phantom_Beast23 wrote:
B1ZMARK wrote:
I-want-to-be-good wrote:
If you too dumb to realize it’s a joke then you shouldn’t be playing chess.

it's obviously a joke, but it's old. It's no longer funny.

Bongcloud isnt old. RAR is old

So bracloud then

Works for me

autobunny
Bongcloud trolling MUST stop
Batman2508 wrote:

*can't take it anymore rant*

We've finally found our replacement to the whiny virtue signalling kid who just left . We're saved. 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/im-being-targetetd

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/girl-power-rules-boy-power-rules-evryone-rules-56543622

Batman2508

im back, whats up with the memes lol

Colin20G
Batman2508 wrote:

Lately, I saw a post in which people were that you should play the bongcloud and how it's the greatest opening of all time, I don't have a problem with that thats their opinion later after that they say that if your king reaches the 8th rank you win. Now for players like me that have you been playing for 2 years+ we know that's not true, there was a new player there and he said that he would try it out, and forum poster gives him the moves to play the bongcloud, later after that someone that is a very strong chess player, starts using "fancy words" like proflaxis and etc, explaning why the bongcloud is really good, now the lower-rated might play it. Whats with these people, Especially why would you lie that if the king reaches the 8th rank you win, the person who attempts that will proabaly get checkmated by then, Why do people do this? Do you think that they are sadistic and want the person to lose? Also if you encouter this and your new don't listen to them and make sure you don't fall into their "trap" Let me know in the comments, Thanks

It is YOUR responsibility to win against the bongcloud player if you think his opening choice is wrong. AT NO POINT your opponent has ANY obligation to play moves you've chosen IN ORDER to prove ANYTHING you may hold true. He/She doesn't owe you any assistance of any kind in the chess debate. This is what an opponent is.

StormCentre3
autobunny wrote:
I-want-to-be-good wrote:
If you too dumb to realize it’s a joke then you shouldn’t be playing chess.

We welcome everyone at chess.com

Even clever rabbits 

anikolay
B1ZMARK wrote:
I-want-to-be-good wrote:
If you too dumb to realize it’s a joke then you shouldn’t be playing chess.

it's obviously a joke, but it's old. It's no longer funny.

I actually did an engine evaluation of some sort, and noticed that after a few bongcloud categorical moves, black/white is actually better.

omnipaul

People here don't seem to know the history.

The Bongcloud was popularized by @Lenny_Bongcloud in the early days of chess.com.  And, according to Lenny himself, the point of playing this opening isn't "to win or lose," but "to get the king to the other side" dueds.  Once you prove your superiority by getting your king to the other side, you don't even bother to finish the game, you just resign.  People trying to win with the Bongcloud or people playing normally after 2. Ke2 are not playing the Bongcloud properly; instead, they're playing chess with a terrible second move.

anikolay
B1ZMARK wrote:

and people hype up hikaru's win, like "omg bongcloud win"

It's NOT the opening, if you hadn't noticed, Tang was about +3 the ENTIRE GAME until he blundered. That's not the bongcloud causing the win, and saying that is just no

You literally just exposed yourself. The bongcloud has all sorts of opening traps that can fool anyone, even grandmasters!

anikolay
AndreaRegan47 wrote:

Again.

Grow up. 

Chess is a GAME. It's supposed to be fun.

It isn't our fault your mom obviously got deported.

Obviously people don't realise that CHESS IS A GAME.

Who are you offending? The OP or the bongcloud understanders?

Batman2508
YourMomGotDeported69 wrote:

Grow up

first tell your face to stop being UGLY

anikolay
Batman2508 wrote:

Lately, I saw a post in which people were that you should play the bongcloud and how it's the greatest opening of all time, I don't have a problem with that thats their opinion later after that they say that if your king reaches the 8th rank you win. Now for players like me that have you been playing for 2 years+ we know that's not true, there was a new player there and he said that he would try it out, and forum poster gives him the moves to play the bongcloud, later after that someone that is a very strong chess player, starts using "fancy words" like proflaxis and etc, explaning why the bongcloud is really good, now the lower-rated might play it. Whats with these people, Especially why would you lie that if the king reaches the 8th rank you win, the person who attempts that will proabaly get checkmated by then, Why do people do this? Do you think that they are sadistic and want the person to lose? Also if you encouter this and your new don't listen to them and make sure you don't fall into their "trap" Let me know in the comments, Thanks

Geez. Why do you care so much? You can't just tell a million chess players out there to stop playing an opening. Personally, I don't agree with the fact that if the king reaches the 8th rank, you win, but I also don't agree with the fact that the bongcloud is a troll opening. It's basically saying something like this:

"Everyone! Stop playing the Queens Gambit immediately! It's a troll opening!"

Batman2508
anikolay wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:

Lately, I saw a post in which people were that you should play the bongcloud and how it's the greatest opening of all time, I don't have a problem with that thats their opinion later after that they say that if your king reaches the 8th rank you win. Now for players like me that have you been playing for 2 years+ we know that's not true, there was a new player there and he said that he would try it out, and forum poster gives him the moves to play the bongcloud, later after that someone that is a very strong chess player, starts using "fancy words" like proflaxis and etc, explaning why the bongcloud is really good, now the lower-rated might play it. Whats with these people, Especially why would you lie that if the king reaches the 8th rank you win, the person who attempts that will proabaly get checkmated by then, Why do people do this? Do you think that they are sadistic and want the person to lose? Also if you encouter this and your new don't listen to them and make sure you don't fall into their "trap" Let me know in the comments, Thanks

Geez. Why do you care so much? You can't just tell a million chess players out there to stop playing an opening. Personally, I don't agree with the fact that if the king reaches the 8th rank, you win, but I also don't agree with the fact that the bongcloud is a troll opening. It's basically saying something like this:

"Everyone! Stop playing the Queens Gambit immediately! It's a troll opening!"

I dont care if they play it, but they spread false info like if the king reaches 8th rank you win.

TestPatzer

A 2600+ GM played the Bongcloud against me (twice), on a different site. Both games, he ended up resigning.

Then he abandoned the Bongcloud, (when he realized he wasn't Hikaru, and was just bleeding points for no reason), and started playing actual openings.

lchenpku

Batman you shouldn't be so righteous

StormCentre3

Roman Dzindzichashvili is the true master of the game.

After Ke2 he plays Qe1 followed by Kd1

Reversing the K and Q. Genius

StormCentre3

Another of Dzin’s opening brilliance is seen by -

a3 b3 c3 d3 e4 f3 g3 h4 attacking Blacks castled King. 

Strangemover

Roman Dzindzichashvili, 

His name is so long it's just silly, 

An opening guru, 

He contracted Kuru, 

Whilst playing in Papua New Guinea.