BS your way to victory: A Forum Game

Easy, you get turned out by a rival pimp of mine but lucky for you I got more fire power than he do. I swipe his hoes for myself and after his well runs dry I give him the boot and acquire the keys to the city for my self ya dig? Mean while, you still be turning tricks on the fly.
but little did you know I had 3 spies in your organisation so that I knew what you would do and so i was able to protect the city
The goal is to capture the city by some completely crazy method. Use your imaginaion!
Let's begin: I own the city, try and take it! =)