Camping(RP)

“…”

It's so nice to see you dad! *walks aggressively*

“c00lkid… I…”

* i take a string that’s connected to my bag and light it* “ plug your ears guys, this gonna be heard 20 miles from here”

*plugs ears*

”What are you doing?”

“ we are no longer gonna be lost”

Erererer

(also c00lkid is here now)

* a massive explosion destroys all the nearby trees*

“Oh… I can see our camp now!”

(it turns out we were 50 meters away from the camp)

“ no need for that i guess, least i got one more”

“wow, I’m a terrible navigator!”

“but anyways, we need more wood for the fire, who wants to come help me get some?”

“ im a terrible planner, i only had 1 bag of last minute explosives”

Omg it's uncle 1x!!!

“c00lkid… how about you go find some firewood.”

“ ill help get wood, but wheres the axe”

“I have it right here!”

* pulls a giant axe out of my backpack*

*summons pizza bot* do this fo me!1!1!1!

“ what , we could have has pizza this entire time.”