You look drunk
Can anyone send me some teabags? *URGENT*
Sorry we dumped all our teabags into Boston harbor. Now we drink coffee.
How veritably asinine! Who could possibly sustain life solely off of coffee!?
It was politically motivated. I think we're switching to orange juice next.
It was politically motivated. I think we're switching to orange juice next.
Then we can even get away with murder
Too legit too legit to fit
Too legit so you must acquit


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