Chess and memory: the chicken experiment

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ilulzmetuna

we need more womanatees in chess.

Sitting-Duck

I would love to post pics of manatees. Being closely related to the elephant I think they would probably be awesome at chess. Unfortunately it is against the rules of the site to post pics in non-off topic threads. And it will not be said the duck is a rule breaker.It is a sad and deplorable situation but we must adhere to the rules at all times and please our archaic masters who live in the marbled halls of the cc offices from where they impose their harsh will on us.Which is why my threads are always friendly,nice and helpful. I think of my threads as a harbor of kindness where the piers are made of love and the docking fee is human kindness.

ilulzmetuna

that is so true.

Babytigrrr
ilulzmetuna wrote:

we need more womanatees in chess.

Smile

trysts
Sitting-Duck wrote:

I would love to post pics of manatees. Being closely related to the elephant I think they would probably be awesome at chess. Unfortunately it is against the rules of the site to post pics in non-off topic threads. And it will not be said the duck is a rule breaker.It is a sad and deplorable situation but we must adhere to the rules at all times and please our archaic masters who live in the marbled halls of the cc offices from where they impose their harsh will on us.Which is why my threads are always friendly,nice and helpful. I think of my threads as a harbor of kindness where the piers are made of love and the docking fee is human kindness.

You wear your heart on your feathers, duck. I'll tell you what, if I get health problems then I'm seeing a quack-- I don't trust those establishment "doctors", they have no heart.

Sitting-Duck

Knowing that someone I will never meet googled ' manatee chicken chess' in order to augment the superior quality of this thread makes all the effort worthwhile. The love is almost palpable right now.

Sitting-Duck

OK Li-Joe and might I suggest something a tad more interesting for your fine self in terms of usernames.....like ' mybuttholespeaksforme'?

Sitting-Duck

compared to Solastalgia and The Naked Duck I am practically a saint these days.

Sitting-Duck

I am busy fighting of a mob of uncultured cretins in my other thread and somehow this thread seems to be slipping further and further away from whatever it was I thought it would achieve in the first place. i am ducking out of here.

Sitting-Duck

The duck does not block btw ...the duck believes in free speech for all, except sub 1600 players.

AlCzervik

one day, i hope to make it past 1600 so i can call myself a wood pusher. but, those damn chickens keep beating me.

AlCzervik

mr. duck, when you move on to giraffes and elephants will you be using a larger board, like this?

The_Ghostess_Lola
AlCzervik wrote:

one day, i hope to make it past 1600 so i can call myself a wood pusher. but, those damn chickens keep beating me.

....bok-bok.

Dalek
Monty-Python feelings. I wonder ir some of the pythons could be reading this thread. Anyway, NI!
blueemu
Sitting-Duck wrote:

... you can't teach a chicken to box.

Well, you CAN. But they always end up as a box of chicken nuggets.

Jade33322

All of this is so valid