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CHESS. COM PATZERS CHAMPIONSHIP WILL BE STARTING SOON !

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woollensock
Jan 3, 2020
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This event is only open for true blue Patzers , by that I mean members who are prone to making the most horrendous blunders possible ! 🙀. There are various prize categories . First prize is for the player who loses within his firs five moves, second prize is for the player who blunders at least five of his pieces, and the third prize is for the player who runs out of time whilst contemplating his second move ..... it will be a three day per move event . Those of you who wish to take part in this most prestigious event, please place your name and rating on the list below.......good luck ✌️😹

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IMKeto
Jan 3, 2020
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#2

Gentlemen, start your chess engines!

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IMKeto
Jan 3, 2020
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#3

A frown upside down is a smile.

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IMKeto
Jan 3, 2020
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#4

I get off a good one every now and then.

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IMKeto
Jan 3, 2020
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#5

Thanks sock, but i don't play chess here, or anywhere actually.  I have no doubt you would do your best to have a "fair" playing field.  But i have no desire to play someones chess engine.  I can do that at home.

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IMKeto
Jan 3, 2020
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#6

Im always glad to help out whenever possible!

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IMKeto
Jan 3, 2020
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#7

That is something i have never legitimately been accused of.

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Tja_05
Jan 3, 2020
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#8

☺

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aurophoe
Jan 4, 2020
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#9

uh me

1163 daily

But i am a patzer, woollensock, you know, you beat me in daily

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BattleSoldier
Jan 4, 2020
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#10

I'm quite talented in the blunder department, Woollensock, especially as I do it with such flair if over the board.  Since I don't have a poker face, my opponent is often unfortunately met with a gasp or giggle from me upon realization of my mistake. A big and bold mistake has a beauty of it's own, don't ya think?

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IMKeto
Jan 4, 2020
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#11

What will the time control be for your tournament sock?

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aurophoe
Jan 4, 2020
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#12

i dont blunder THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT much but I make lots of tiny mistakes that slowly lead to my death.

But I do make a lot of blunders still