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Chess.com, you need to put me in charge
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Feb 26, 2025
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#25
OneThousandEightHundred18 wrote:
Chess.com, I believe you are seriously lacking initiative. If you put me in charge I will immediately make the platform better by cutting unneeded costs that some people may even call fraudulent. We looked into OTF and found an alarming number of beginners not improving at chess, so we're cutting it. It's a beautiful thing. I evaluated all the other forums and decided that's a lot of unnecessary server space being used. We need to cut every forum category except for General Chess Discussion. And then I will rename that to OneThousand818 Discussion since my will to dictate how everyone else ought to conduct themselves in trivial matters is the only thing that matters. I'll work for free just put me at the top.
DO YOU SERIOSLY think you're going to get promoted your not even titled.
You want control of this site.
Feb 26, 2025
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#26
i thought i was seeing things when i saw 2 forums with the same name. nice parody lmao
ChessAGC_YT wrote:
OneThousandEightHundred18 wrote:
Chess.com, I believe you are seriously lacking initiative. If you put me in charge I will immediately make the platform better by cutting unneeded costs that some people may even call fraudulent. We looked into OTF and found an alarming number of beginners not improving at chess, so we're cutting it. It's a beautiful thing. I evaluated all the other forums and decided that's a lot of unnecessary server space being used. We need to cut every forum category except for General Chess Discussion. And then I will rename that to OneThousand818 Discussion since my will to dictate how everyone else ought to conduct themselves in trivial matters is the only thing that matters. I'll work for free just put me at the top.
as if you're some Elon Musk
The post is blatantly satirical, it's sad you couldn't tell
Feb 26, 2025
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#28
APersonWhoYoyos wrote:
ChessAGC_YT wrote:
OneThousandEightHundred18 wrote:
Chess.com, I believe you are seriously lacking initiative. If you put me in charge I will immediately make the platform better by cutting unneeded costs that some people may even call fraudulent. We looked into OTF and found an alarming number of beginners not improving at chess, so we're cutting it. It's a beautiful thing. I evaluated all the other forums and decided that's a lot of unnecessary server space being used. We need to cut every forum category except for General Chess Discussion. And then I will rename that to OneThousand818 Discussion since my will to dictate how everyone else ought to conduct themselves in trivial matters is the only thing that matters. I'll work for free just put me at the top.
as if you're some Elon Musk
The post is blatantly satirical, it's sad you couldn't tell
bro what? I was saying he was overconfident, some people just can't read.
Feb 26, 2025
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#30
bussypitch_327 wrote:
Stop replying then CHessAGC so obsessed.....
says the hypocrite
ChessAGC_YT wrote:
APersonWhoYoyos wrote:
ChessAGC_YT wrote:
OneThousandEightHundred18 wrote:
Chess.com, I believe you are seriously lacking initiative. If you put me in charge I will immediately make the platform better by cutting unneeded costs that some people may even call fraudulent. We looked into OTF and found an alarming number of beginners not improving at chess, so we're cutting it. It's a beautiful thing. I evaluated all the other forums and decided that's a lot of unnecessary server space being used. We need to cut every forum category except for General Chess Discussion. And then I will rename that to OneThousand818 Discussion since my will to dictate how everyone else ought to conduct themselves in trivial matters is the only thing that matters. I'll work for free just put me at the top.
as if you're some Elon Musk
The post is blatantly satirical, it's sad you couldn't tell
bro what? I was saying he was overconfident, some people just can't read.
Saying sarcastically "as if you're Elon musk" means you clearly didn't get the fact that this is a parody of another thread that is serious.
Feb 26, 2025
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#32
APersonWhoYoyos wrote:
ChessAGC_YT wrote:
APersonWhoYoyos wrote:
ChessAGC_YT wrote:
OneThousandEightHundred18 wrote:
Chess.com, I believe you are seriously lacking initiative. If you put me in charge I will immediately make the platform better by cutting unneeded costs that some people may even call fraudulent. We looked into OTF and found an alarming number of beginners not improving at chess, so we're cutting it. It's a beautiful thing. I evaluated all the other forums and decided that's a lot of unnecessary server space being used. We need to cut every forum category except for General Chess Discussion. And then I will rename that to OneThousand818 Discussion since my will to dictate how everyone else ought to conduct themselves in trivial matters is the only thing that matters. I'll work for free just put me at the top.
as if you're some Elon Musk
The post is blatantly satirical, it's sad you couldn't tell
bro what? I was saying he was overconfident, some people just can't read.
Saying sarcastically "as if you're Elon musk" means you clearly didn't get the fact that this is a parody of another thread that is serious.
bro ask the OP no way this is a parody.
ChessAGC_YT wrote:
APersonWhoYoyos wrote:
ChessAGC_YT wrote:
APersonWhoYoyos wrote:
ChessAGC_YT wrote:
OneThousandEightHundred18 wrote:
Chess.com, I believe you are seriously lacking initiative. If you put me in charge I will immediately make the platform better by cutting unneeded costs that some people may even call fraudulent. We looked into OTF and found an alarming number of beginners not improving at chess, so we're cutting it. It's a beautiful thing. I evaluated all the other forums and decided that's a lot of unnecessary server space being used. We need to cut every forum category except for General Chess Discussion. And then I will rename that to OneThousand818 Discussion since my will to dictate how everyone else ought to conduct themselves in trivial matters is the only thing that matters. I'll work for free just put me at the top.
as if you're some Elon Musk
The post is blatantly satirical, it's sad you couldn't tell
bro what? I was saying he was overconfident, some people just can't read.
Saying sarcastically "as if you're Elon musk" means you clearly didn't get the fact that this is a parody of another thread that is serious.
bro ask the OP no way this is a parody.
He's joking with you. Check the rest of the site feedback forum. Theres an identically titled thread by a foolish individual with an ego the size of a small planet where he outlines what he plans to do if cc "takes initiative" and makes him in charge, primarily removing the off topic forum and permanently muting anyone who has accused anyone else of being a troll ever. The op of this thread was referencing the other one in a satirical way.
Feb 26, 2025
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#37
ChessAGC_YT wrote:
APersonWhoYoyos wrote:
ChessAGC_YT wrote:
APersonWhoYoyos wrote:
ChessAGC_YT wrote:
OneThousandEightHundred18 wrote:
Chess.com, I believe you are seriously lacking initiative. If you put me in charge I will immediately make the platform better by cutting unneeded costs that some people may even call fraudulent. We looked into OTF and found an alarming number of beginners not improving at chess, so we're cutting it. It's a beautiful thing. I evaluated all the other forums and decided that's a lot of unnecessary server space being used. We need to cut every forum category except for General Chess Discussion. And then I will rename that to OneThousand818 Discussion since my will to dictate how everyone else ought to conduct themselves in trivial matters is the only thing that matters. I'll work for free just put me at the top.
as if you're some Elon Musk
The post is blatantly satirical, it's sad you couldn't tell
bro what? I was saying he was overconfident, some people just can't read.
Saying sarcastically "as if you're Elon musk" means you clearly didn't get the fact that this is a parody of another thread that is serious.
bro ask the OP no way this is a parody.
100% parody. dawg you were literally in stern's forum like ~12 hours ago mayb more.
you seem to comment on a lot of forums at once though so its obvious why you wouldn't remember
Feb 26, 2025
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#38
for everyone whos commenting like this is some real thing: its a parody of a forum created by @veryverystern , and a quite obvious one at that. how are yall seriously falling for this. it takes 2 seconds to see the sarcasm and parody-like structure if you just read the post, not just the title
OneThousandEightHundred18 wrote:
Why aren't they putting me in charge yet 😒 😕 😤 😩
It's the dang bureaucracy. You need a doge team. The bunny is uniquely qualified.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/the-doubtful-dojo-of-the-definitely-domitable-doge
With the right motivation the bunny can jump even higher than the other dude.
(prob still a kid)