Chess For Oldtimers --- Part II

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badenwurtca

You remember when cameras had films.

badenwurtca
pcwildman wrote:

I heard this band the other day that was really good. The Beagles, or something. They have this album called Sergeant Peepers, Poppers or something. I really think they're gonna go somewhere. Great music, but it sounded a little old fashioned. Good old Rock and Roll, you know?

   ---   Good One !!!

badenwurtca

If you had to live your life over, you'd demand your current rate of pay.

WTFrickenA
badenwurtca wrote:

From Comedian Bob Monkhouse: " I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and terrified like his passengers. "  

LOL

badenwurtca

You've called the police to quiet down a neighbor's party. 

WTFrickenA

...run that by me again?

ActivatePlan357

And the call was made at 8:30 because that is when I woke up on the couch because of the dam noise...fell asleep sometime during wheel. Remember when contestants had to spend their winnings on prizes on wheel of fortune

badenwurtca

You refuse to confront your mortality until Keith Richards dies - or at least stops touring.

badenwurtca

A May - December romance is pretty much your only option at this point.

WTFrickenA

What seriously in the lmao snot are you talking about ? 🤣

badenwurtca
ahh_fiddlefaddle wrote:

What seriously in the lmao snot are you talking about ? 🤣

--- The passage of time, we all get older !

badenwurtca

They decorated your birthday with the word " Whatever ".

badenwurtca

A quote from the Comedian Al Clethen Jr.: " A friend of mine just died . He was eighty - four years old and died broke. At the funeral, everyone said, " What a shame, he died penniless " I don't know - to me that sounds like perfect timing on a hell of a budget. "

badenwurtca

" Comparison is the Thief Of Joy ", a quote I heard this morning on the radio, however I'm not sure who came up with that.

badenwurtca

A quote from a local paper ( yes kids, old people still read newspaper, imagine that ), under the heading of Grandpa Sez : " I started out with nothing --- and I still have most of it. "

badenwurtca

You are getting older when your body's plumbing makes more noise than the plumbing in your house.

badenwurtca

Btw you are still interested in the pursuit of happiness, but now you limit yourself to one day per week.

badenwurtca

Age showing: You're no longer in a demographic group coveted by advertisers, with the possible exception of Polident and Forest Lawn.

AlCzervik

i left that demographic advertisers seek some years ago, though, even when i was there, i was never taken with the advertising. for anything.

there's also the issue that, when i was younger, i never had any real money to spend on 'extras'.

badenwurtca

Btw you finally have a shot at dating Ann Margret, Jane Fonda, of Ali MacGraw (Lmao ).