"chess is like sex..."
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I thought this was going to go the direction of playing online and through books as compared to playing in person. 
Oh, I thought you were going to talk about forking the queen. That's my specialty
Dec 3, 2007
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It's obvious that the notion of comparing sex to anything that gives you a climactic feeling is nothing more than a cliche, as nothing truely compares to good sex. Sorry, not even chess. Close, but not quite.
okay everyone remember there's wee little ones who read the forums too. kids: don't ever get involved with making rude jokes like this. it'll only lead you down a dark and lonely path. Concluding:
i) drink your milk
ii) stay in school
iii)don't read posts called "chess is like sex..."
And eat apples! Remember: an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
hey, youll were the ones who got nasty with it... i was just making a simile... forking the queen...disgusting
While in sex you do get an orgasim (if not...you are a lost case), in chess only if you win! I agree sex beats chess anytime. They both have should have a nice opening and nice long end games.
hey, this is exactly what we need! a discussion about how chess=sex. for heavens sake people, can we not make everything about sex?! seriously, it's a chess site. it has nothing to do with sex. besides, there are young players on here. this is a stupid discussion!!!
tkisdapoop wrote: hey, youll were the ones who got nasty with it... i was just making a simile... forking the queen...disgusting
Just making a metaphor 
I really hate when we cant discuss openly something we all cherish so dearly. I have enjoyed all the comments including forking the queen. Underage have a choice not to open the thread that includes title of sex.
Graviton wrote: I really hate when we cant discuss openly something we all cherish so dearly. I have enjoyed all the comments including forking the queen. Underage have a choice not to open the thread that includes title of sex.
Pero soy abierto este enlace porque soy pensamiento aarece interesante...no habla espanol...xP
Tengo quince años...y soy en la clase de español...numero uno
Pervertitos!
"anti-climactic."
Heh heh...
Heh
Just be nice guys and talk about chess.
Rauros wrote: And eat apples! Remember: an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
An onion a day keeps everyone away!
tkisdapoop wrote:
"chess is like sex cause if u mess around unprotected then sooner or later your gonna die..."
i think this is a nice little quote i made it up myself
I think your future as a quote maker is fairly limited. Sorry bud.
Let me give quote making a try:
"Chess and Sex is 2 things that we simply can not live without. Well maybe we can live without chess"
How's that people? I made it up myself and think it's a wonderful reflection of life?
disagreed
"Chess and Sex is 2 things that we simply can not live without. Well maybe we can live without sex"
JuliusH wrote:
okay everyone remember there's wee little ones who read the forums too. kids: don't ever get involved with making rude jokes like this. it'll only lead you down a dark and lonely path. Concluding:
i) drink your milk
ii) stay in school
iii)don't read posts called "chess is like sex..."
you forgot to add
iv) eat your brocclli too.
"chess is like sex cause if u mess around unprotected then sooner or later your gonna die..."
i think this is a nice little quote i made it up myself