motherinlaw wrote:
(Or are these questions that have already been addressed and resolved by brain-damaged individuals in previous forums?)
Chess vs. Forums: Which Causes Less Brain Damage?
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OK, I think I've found "the level of the room." 
So, next question: "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" 
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P.S. You guys crack me up ---!
That's a right panzy avatar you have anos!
Nobody's.
Just felt argumentative :)
Swim with the fishes.
netzach wrote:
That's a right panzy avatar you have anos!
Which reminds me to ask: Does your chess name translate to "My kingdom for a NOS!"? (if so, define "nos.") ----or "My kingdom for an OS!" (if so, define "os" .... unless you just mean "bone" in Latin ..... in that case, no explanation needed ... 
... and, sorry about your condition .....)
Also, Why did you change your "picture" to this one? What's the porpoise of that? ?
Apr 21, 2013
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i created a bishop-knight-queen pin on a guy the other day that i was dancing on quite vigorously yet also angelically, just cuz im an angelic guy. if one more angel woulda climbed on and started dancing with me, unless she wanted to slow dance nudge nudge say na more, that woulda been one too many.
so...2-1= lemme see...1!! i got it, MIL..its 1 !!!
As ana xbert on brian damnage I mite eb able to naswer your queshton.
Wait, wat was eht qusztion?
OK, now, net and myking ... take it easy ... we can't have "fighting" here in the "brain damage" forum. My goodness! So you guys just shake hands and say "sorry." (And it'll work better if you both stare down at your shoes and kick up a tiny bit of dust with one foot, and mumble your "sorry" in a resentful, but almost inaudible tone) ... There now, don't you feel better? 
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Apologies MIL!
Dolphins annoy me no end :)
Conquistador wrote:
As ana xbert on brian damnage I mite eb able to naswer your queshton.
Wait, wat was eht qusztion?
You sound like a person who Used to be Real Smart! Maybe if you take a "chess hiatus" (that means "a time away from chess," remember?), your brain will start to come back!
Sincerely, Your "Brain Damage Forum" Founder and Friend, MIL
fbobobby wrote:
i created a bishop-knight-queen pin on a guy the other day that i was dancing on quite vigorously yet also angelically, just cuz im an angelic guy. if one more angel woulda climbed on and started dancing with me, unless she wanted to slow dance nudge nudge say na more, that woulda been one too many.
so...2-1= lemme see...1!! i got it, MIL..its 1 !!!
Good Work, Bobby! And I like your enthusiasm! You get to stay after class and help me clean the erasers. --- 
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Apr 21, 2013
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Well here we are on page 4 of this thead and a thought has occured to me ( yes I know it does not happen very often ). However if some brain damage has happened to me while I've been here trying to play Chess and chatting in the forums how would I even know ? That is to say how would I be able to tell ? 
Apr 21, 2013
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cabadenwurt wrote:
Well here we are on page 4 of this thead and a thought has occured to me ( yes I know it does not happen very often ). However if some brain damage has happened to me while I've been here trying to play Chess and chatting in the forums how would I even know ? That is to say how would I be able to tell ?
This is an excellent question! We need qualified scientists able to detect brain damage...
landwehr wrote:
a long time in front of a monitor sends many crazy, not just chess players but people at work also...think about all those people and monitors in a stock exchange or financial advisors office...they are really mad crazy!
And a lot of them are millionaires, and they're all really fast talkers. You should see 'em party.
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motherinlaw wrote:
OK, now, net and myking ... take it easy ... we can't have "fighting" here in the "brain damage" forum. My goodness! So you guys just shake hands and say "sorry." (And it'll work better if you both stare down at your shoes and kick up a tiny bit of dust with one foot, and mumble your "sorry" in a resentful, but almost inaudible tone) ... There now, don't you feel better? !
Also, no fighting in the war room.
Apr 22, 2013
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motherinlaw wrote:
OK, I think I've found "the level of the room."
So, next question: "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" ?
P.S. You guys crack me up ---!
They all can!
Ubik42 wrote:
motherinlaw wrote:
OK, now, net and myking ... take it easy ... we can't have "fighting" here in the "brain damage" forum. My goodness! So you guys just shake hands and say "sorry." (And it'll work better if you both stare down at your shoes and kick up a tiny bit of dust with one foot, and mumble your "sorry" in a resentful, but almost inaudible tone) ... There now, don't you feel better? !
Also, no fighting in the war room.
"No fighting in the war room" -- I remember Loving the line, (it's right up there with "there's no Crying in baseball!") but I can't remember now if it was in War Games or Dr. Strangelove --- (?)
wolverine always struck me as a grumpy impatient mf...i get the impression that as soon as you play, for eg, Nf6 against him, he'd upset the board and slash your jugular open with his claws. i cant see him beating Spidey at chess.